halloween costume ideas

if you’re like me you’re putting your costume together at 4 pm on october 31st.

not this year.

this year i’m slightly ahead of the game.

it’s just down to choosing which one.

help me.

will it be:

the “this is how you throw a party in mykonos bitch dancing lindsay lohan” costume?


in case you missed this iconic representation of an icon being a total icon:


what i’ll need:

there aren’t many sliver jumpsuits out there (go figure) but i managed to find a few.

this one & this one

of course i’ll need a savagely long red wig, some silver bangles, a pair of classic lilo aviators and a flashy polish. (not shown: a small bag of cocaine)


or, do i go as:

everyone’s favorite heroine with a heart of vodka, camille preaker from sharp objects?

super easy costume. most of us probably have everything we need…

sweater / jeans / wig / boots / bag

the question is do i go method and fill the evian bottle up with vodka or just stick to water?

i think we all know the answer to that question.

ok which one?



friday things

i stared at this image of french babe jeanne damas last night for an uncomfortable amount of time. she’s perfection. this outfit, which is pretty much head to toe miu miu is how we all want to look in fall. tell me i’m wrong. also it’s clearly fall in paris. :(

sweater / bag / shoes

and if you can’t afford those, then these:

sweater / sweater / bag / bag / shoes / shoes

in other news…

october is bulb planting season in many parts of the country. here’s how. and here’s where to buy. i’d do bearded iris, daffodils and snowdrops. you’d have flowers popping up from january/february and into may/june.

it’s never too early to start planning your holiday lewk.

carrying over from yesterday’s autumn scents post, this sounds like the perfect scent for your person.

where my horror fans at? i’m definitely going to watch this. because AHS has failed me again. srsly so terrible.

going to the biltmore estate any time soon? here are some tips for you to bookmark. for example: i had no idea there were specialty tours! like a roof top tour and an upstairs/downstairs tour!!

that’s it from me.

have a great weekend. go get a pumpkin something. or just a pumpkin.

autumn scents

for me that is oud, rose, cedar, sandalwood, moss. wet earthy scents with a touch of burning herb and maybe slightly floral. kind of like a basement next to a library with a small window open looking out onto a forest but there’s a fire burning in the library and one outside…burning leaves. i’m eating an orange. but wait…someone is walking through the forest…carrying violets and roses.

i should TOTALLY make candles.

anyway, as a general rule i am no fan of vanilla or pumpkin spice scents but i know many of you are so i have included them. for me if it smells like i want to eat it then i won’t like it. a candle that smells like you are baking sugar cookies would drive me mental.

so, here are my picks for you and me-

  1. tarot deck candle - “incense, turkish rose and pencil shavings.”

2. 34 la redoute candle - “cinnamon, clove and orange float on a warm breeze over a bed of roses, cedar and amber.”

3. pumpkin chai candle - i’ve been told this is the end-all-be-all in fall scented candles. “a blend of wild pumpkin, spicy masala chai, cardamom, ginger, and cinnamon.”

5. copaline candle - “aromatic resin that exudes from the bark of copal trees. fragranced with fruity bergamot and woody notes of cedar leaf, sandalwood and amber.”

6. english oak and red currant candle - “one breath of jo malone london's candle will take you on an enchanted walk through a forest at dawn. opening with notes of juicy redcurrant, this blend releases a bewitching aroma derived from fresh rose that's softened with white musk and roasted english oak.”

7. petit dejeuner candle - “crafted to evoke the scent of a parisian morning. it combines notes of hazelnut, jasmine and cedar to unexpectedly recreate the scent of a baguette straight out of the oven in a traditional bakery.” color me intrigued!

8. tobacco vanille scented candle - “blended with notes of creamy tonka bean, vanilla and cocoa, and falls to a base of sweet dry fruit and wood sap.” srsly i’ll bet this one is sex.

9. ash candle - “charred fragrance of frankincense, cade, birch tar and cedar wood.”

10. nightcap candle - “tree ripened moro is blended with base notes of rye and barley for a smell that is rich, warm, and subtly masculine, with just a hint of citrus.”

11. pumpkin patch candle - “vibrant colored leaves welcoming hay rides, corn, mazes, and the search for the perfect pumpkin. a cool fall day wafting of hot apple cider, warm cinnamon rolls, and pumpkin spice.”

12. spider’s web candle - “notes of black currant, petit grain, oak moss, and amyris.”