recasting NYC housewives..

here is the lineup..

 

frankenberry

"i play the violin and i have berries for fingernails, nobody better mess with me"

 

 

toast

"toast is NEVER inauthentic"

 

 

 

bert michaels

"i have a taste for luxury (and vaginas) and luxury has a taste for me"

 

 

the honey badger

"i just take what i want"

 

 

 

magda from sex and the city

 

 

magda from there's something about mary

"there's more than one magda in this town. see above" 

 

 

 

daula dabdul

"i look like paula abdul and my name is daula dabdul"

 

coming soon i think. 

 


 

reporting

1. our beach trip has been postponed until labor day weekend.

not sad bc this means i can eat more pie and wine.

 

 

2. err'body's talkin bout this room:

 at first glance i love it but then i think that maybe it's a portal to gaytown, gaycity USGAY.

am i right gays?

is this not the gayest karl lagerfeld gayest of gay bathrooms?

 

 

3. no one seems to be talkin bout this room:

i loved it best.

 

 

4. the prettiest lamps i have ever seen here.

 

some examples:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

they are dirty expensive.

but you could tell that by looking at them right?

 

 

 

 

and 5.

the novogratz show is on tomorrow night at tensies.

here is what we have to look forward to..

 

 

aren't you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited???!!!

 

discuss.

 

 

composition (that's artist talk for where shit goes)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 lately i have had the urge to paint.

real paint on real canvas and stuff.

and to use words like gesso and underpainting.

i am conflicted by the douchey asshole in me that thinks they can paint

and the who gives a fuck awesome person in me that will do it anyway.


i know i have a little artist in me. (douche douche douche)

it's in the genes.

and..i have had some schooling on the subject..a wee bit.

but that just really doesn't matter.

i don't believe school necessarily makes you good at something

(unless we're talking medical school)

in fact i think a lot of the time it affects natural talent in a negative way.

(spoken like a true asshole)

 

so..

obviously

i am inspired by interior design.

 

the photos above, if you squint your eyes, LOOK like paintings.

it's the composition of the color and texture in them that i am inspired by.

not as easy as it may look to put together.

 

 

some examples of getting it right:

 

 

 

 

 

 

lot's of bloggers are turning into artists, some good...some...meeehhh..

 

what are your thoughts?

 

any artisty advice for me?

cheap paint sources?

 

i aim to share my art stuffs with you.

of course.

 

even if it sucks dick.

 

booger,



lame

woke up this morning to no internet connection.

just came back on..
 

 

 no MDD recap..

YET.

 

 

imma go work on it right now..

 

 

you just enjoy these pretty pictures..

 

 

keep in mind that there is a 4 ft tall princess here using the TV like it's her bitch (it is and so am i).

 

 

i project a release date of 6/30/2011 (that's tomorrow dummies).

 

in the mean time you should know that someone at HGTV thinks i am awesome..

 

so even if i wasn't chosen to be a turd on that turd of all design shows...Design Turd..

at least john gidding wants to sex me.

 

 

you can read all the hgtv celebs faves here:  HERE

 

come back tommorow or later..

 

gidding juice,

p.s. no MDD spoilers..i will cut you.

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