jupiter's cock!!! it's not monday..it's TUUUUESDAY!

 let's enjoy mr. miles for a second..

would you ever think to go sconce-lamp side by side?

do you paint your ceiling liquid blue?

 

 

i am itching to copy that painting.

i could do it.

 

 

when deciding on an interior door color why doesn't anyone but miles consider baby poop color?

 

 

this room is masterclass.

no one but miles can get away with a fucking pilar and a 3 ft tall vase in a room this small.

you would never think of it.

admit it.

 

 

not miles. but certainly awesome:

curious...was this a table turned ottoman or custom made from found antique legs? 

that blue velvet is killing me.  i am considering deep blue velvet for one of my frenchy poo chairs and hot pink velvet for the other one. 

 

how different this room is from miles' work.

i love it equally.

 

you?

images via miles and la lampshade

have you ever picked up a copy of AD Espana? how 'bout an std?

well i picked up both!!

ok, the std was years ago and it was just chlamydia.

the architectural digest espana i picked up today and it rocks my nuts!!!!

the architectural digest USA has been a real pukebowl of interior design for me over the years..

but now margaret russell is the new editor so we are all hoping that she turns it around.

i am certain she will...

anyway..

spain has their shit together when it comes to design...

 

look...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this is just a smattering of the goodness...

there is so much more..

also-

this is the 2nd issue i have picked up, both have been outstanding.

 really interesting editorial photography.

it's a winner..

 

ok, audition updates.

i got an email about 15 minutes after i posted this morning that the auditions are being rescheduled for next week.

this is the 3rd time that has happened for this audition.

maybe "love" had to play some more tennis in a bikini and wedges:

do you think her nickname is because of tennis?

 

have a great weekend!!

i think i might poop out a RHODC recap in the very near future.

today i am feeling..

this bathroom:

i love the sleekness of it warmed up with the wood wall (probs storage), fancy mirror and bright red shade.  that's good decorating

 

this bedroom:

mirrors + bed + ceiling height make crazy butterfly art ok.

 

this dining room slash kitchen:

 perfect mix of styles.

 

this office:

i could turn out novels in that room.

 

this eat in kitchen:

this room seems totally accessible on a budget.

and i still love a lantern over a table.

 

 

this living room:

head to toe perfection.

 

my all time fave color palette..

sort of smoky gray and dusky pinks, heathered blues, cream and soft mossy greens. it's the kind of color i can get behind.

the kind of color that won't rape my senses after a while.

i think of a weimaraner dog when i look at this room.

are those roman shades velvet? anyone?

 look at that chandelier.

 this is the loft belonging to harriet maxwell macdonald.

the person behind this:

and this:

and this:

and this:

among others.

her spaces are color on prozac.

i would throat punch you for unlimited access to her ochre store in ny.

who else loves this as much as i do?