how do you top the greatest blog post of all time?

do i pull a ricky gervais and leave after only 2 seasons of extras?

an amanda bynes, retiring at age 12?

look at halle berry-

after her oscar for monster's ball she went on to do catwoman.

i don't want to give you catwoman.

but it seems too anticlimactic to go back to talking about pretty rooms...

 

 

i pondered talking about my boobs:

those things are beasts!!!

but i don't really want to talk about my boobs, do you?

i mean, if you want to we can.

we can discuss how cheap clothes don't fit and i can't afford nice clothes so i cry every time my 15 dollar bra breaks.  

or no matter what i wear i look like a slut.  or a fat, homeless person.

 

 

if i could churn out awesome videos all day every day i would. but that shit takes time. and i am not the one who has to do the hard work.  mike is, and he wants bj's in return.  and at the end of the day who wants to give a bj?

 

nope. 

it's back to posting about pretty rooms.

jizzing on cupcakes.

pictures of fiona being awesome.

housewives and their dumb lives.

and just general, boring coolness.

 

 

symmetry. good.

 

 

 

kids room. good.

 

 

fur blanket. plaid pillows. good.

 

 

evocative

there is something about this image that makes me happy...

it somehow reminds me of college when fraternities and sororities had couches on their porches, not this pretty usually but still.

it conjurs memories, mostly good.

i am going to be working hard on my settee today.

this will include

more stripping, scraping, steel wooling, cleaning porch, fabric shopping, and farting.

image via solid frog

ridiculous AND fantastic. or just ridiculous.

saturday morning rolls around and i am hesitant to click on my 1st dibs saturday sale newsletter.

this is largely primarily completely due to the fact that i come from the shopping clan of craig.

1st dibs is for kings and queens.

 

there were 2 pieces that caught my eye today.

both of them completely ridiculous.

but also completely fabulous.

this:

 

a little info:

"Portugal
2009
Limited Edition 'Diamond' Sideboard by Pedro Sousa for Boca do Lobo, Portugal 2009. Edition 8/20 is currently on show in our gallery.

Designed as a Gothic/Romantic faceted jewel, this very unusual sideboard features two sculptured doors and two soft touch drawers leading to an opulent gold leaf covered interior.

The exterior gets its unique depth of colour from the application of silver leaf finished with a a translucent amethyst high gloss varnish. The feet are hand carved from mahogany and completed in gold leaf.

Price
$29,950"

 

i'm sorry but this thing is big balls decorating.

i wish i had a place to put it and it could make sense in my house.

bc if it could make sense it would be pretty awesome.

can't decide if the feet are monkeys or camels.

the latter being camel toes is almost too much for me to take.

what does it say about me that i love this thing?

who's with me?

bueller?

 

 

also:

American
Contemporary
Single sconce also available (priced as a pair)

Price
$6,205

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

i know.

my wierdness is showing.

i just think these would be so unexpected in a great big old traditional living room.

they are shiny, sculptural and fantastic.

agree or crazypants?