happy halloween hookers and lookers! i have something big planned for later if i can get my shit done. DAMN, little kids make halloween difficult!! so come on back for the big reveal!! in the mean time please do enjoy my haunted house tour...
welcome to my home. it smells like rotting corpses and boiled fat but some of the rooms are nice...i know i know...i need to get those windows fixed. don't worry there are plenty of fireplaces inside to keep you warm...
i hope you didn't bother with your cell phones because we are in the middle of fucking nowhere and your cell phone will do you no good in case something should happen...
don't be alarmed...they grow up somewhat normal...
breakfast will be served in the conservatory, if you make it through the night...
dinner will be served in here...
later a game of tiddlywinks...
you can choose to sleep in the meat hook room...
or the creepy vine room (be warned that vine might come to life and choke your ass)...
i will be sleeping in here, but you can join me later for a seance if you want...
if you hear acoustic guitar in the middle of the night you will probably see her spider walking down the hall...
