who doesn't have a numb skull in their life just waiting to be told so? well now you can.
back in the day this would have been perfect for me:
or this one:
have a gay in your life? i do! merry christmas annie! look-it even looks like a long vagina.
perhaps a co-worker for this one? most of us know someone with a substandard IQ who thinks they're smart. since there wasn't a 'douchebag' plate 'twit' will get the message across nicely: 
have a family member or friend into drugs? give them these with a card that says.."i'm onto you."
or for your pothead friend? cooler still if she rolls a joint on it. (i'm talkin to you marci)
there's a lot more at trixie delicious's etsy store.