my friend loren and i often play husband and wife in a series of flooring commercials that we do from time to time. the set is usually some really awesome mansion somewhere. we sort of have this thing where whoever shows up to set first has to scope out the best (and by best i mean furthest away from the crew) bathroom for morning poops. on a set the call time is usually very early so the first poop of the day has most likely not yet occurred. many times these beautiful homes have provided premium private pooping quarters. a lot of times the homeowners have specific instructions to allow only one bathroom for everyone to use. i don't blame them really, have you ever seen a grip? one time we were all relegated to a fucking trailer. about 20 crew members (mostly men) and one trailer toilet. nast.
so..the following bathrooms are all places i would proudly knit a brown sweater in...

drop a deuce in granny's purple bathroom

ka-ploomps in the countryside...