tomorrow yours truly is going to rape see lee kleinhelter of pieces in atlanta.

ok not really, i mean i am going to go to pieces here in atlanta in addition to south of market, the decorator's showhouse, scout, what's her name merkle's house and her shop, eat with top chef runner up kevin "yukon cornelius" gillespie (probs rape him too...SGM is super jealous) all with a super duper awesome rapeable mish mash of sexiness and knuckleheadedness:

raina from if the lamp shade fits

nelya from head over heels

susie from eye spy

ally from from the right bank

gillian from ticklish from a distance

michelle from armas design

meridith from life is lemonade

and

your mom

(raping her too)

(rape isn't funny- except when it's girl rape and it's in a designer chair)