ridiculous AND fantastic. or just ridiculous.

saturday morning rolls around and i am hesitant to click on my 1st dibs saturday sale newsletter.

this is largely primarily completely due to the fact that i come from the shopping clan of craig.

1st dibs is for kings and queens.

there were 2 pieces that caught my eye today.

both of them completely ridiculous.

but also completely fabulous.

this:

a little info:

"Portugal
2009
Limited Edition 'Diamond' Sideboard by Pedro Sousa for Boca do Lobo, Portugal 2009. Edition 8/20 is currently on show in our gallery.

Designed as a Gothic/Romantic faceted jewel, this very unusual sideboard features two sculptured doors and two soft touch drawers leading to an opulent gold leaf covered interior.

The exterior gets its unique depth of colour from the application of silver leaf finished with a a translucent amethyst high gloss varnish. The feet are hand carved from mahogany and completed in gold leaf.

Price
$29,950"

i'm sorry but this thing is big balls decorating.

i wish i had a place to put it and it could make sense in my house.

bc if it could make sense it would be pretty awesome.

can't decide if the feet are monkeys or camels.

the latter being camel toes is almost too much for me to take.

what does it say about me that i love this thing?

who's with me?

bueller?

also:

Pair Brass Wire Sconces

American
Contemporary
Single sconce also available (priced as a pair)

Price
$6,205

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

i know.

my wierdness is showing.

i just think these would be so unexpected in a great big old traditional living room.

they are shiny, sculptural and fantastic.

agree or crazypants?