an open letter to my herve...but he wrote me first cuz i am dumbfamous.

a few weeks ago i did a post about carolina herrera creative director herve pierre's fantastically over the top awesome nyc apartment.

some people loved.

some people hated.

i loved it. still love it. will always love it.

so imagine my loving surprise when herve himself left a comment on the original post

 

here it is for you to enjoy:

dear all ,
thank you so so much for all the comments about my flat , i must say it was very interesting to read all of them ,, even the bad ones ... ( it s never really pleasant but ... !) i didnt expect that i could read so many commnets on someone's appartment !
it was a very fun experience to do it for the New York Magazine first and then The Selby published all the other pictures ..
i did nt have the feeling that it could give th eimpression of a hoader's home ! its interesting to see each pictures separatly when you know the overall ... for the fridge picture , i was asking if someone wanted to drink something and they asked me if they could take a picture of the fridge ! its true that i like chocolate !! and i didnt eat at home that week !!
glad some people liked the cardborad frame ! as well as the house of card ,
for the hermes box , they are full of family pictures !
well if you have any questions about my flat , ask me !
( hope i didnt make too many mistakes , my english is not really good ..)
thank you .
H. Pierre

 

 

still cleaning the pee off my floor.

my dearest herve.

i had to go and re-read my original post.

in doing so i was wondering if you were a little lost in translation.

i realize that half of what i say is the opposite of what i mean.

what am i, 12?

sors.

anyhoodles,

i know you're french which already makes you pretty much awesomer than most of us.

so i want you to understand in the plainest english that i am capable of..

I LOVE YOUR APARTMENT.

I THINK IT IS UNIQUE, FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL, INTERESTING, FUN, ORIGINAL AND FRESH. THEIR IDEA OF HOARDING IS MY IDEA OF A FABULOUS COLLECTION.

I WOULD BE HONORED TO BE INVITED TO EAT ALL OF YOUR MACARONS WHILE YOU WATCHED ME. 

SHARE YOUR MACARONS WITH YOU.

I THINK YOU ARE SUPER.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LIVE A FABULOUS LIFE AND DO FABULOUS THINGS THAT MOST OF US ONLY WISH WE DID.

YOUR HOME LOOKS LIKE IT REFLECTS YOU.

A FEAT THAT MANY OF US TRY TO DO AND END UP DOING TERRIBLY.

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY TO TELL US THAT THOSE HERMES BOXES SERVE A PURPOSE.

I KNEW THEY DID,

I JUST KNEW IT.

double cheek kisses to you.

love,

jenny

 

 

 

fuck all the haters herve.