it is 4:39- oops make that 4:40 PM on a wednesday and i am on my second glass of shiraz.
what's that mean?
it means i'm awesome.
what's my point?
let me break it down...
blogfest 2011 is approaching and i keep getting tweets telling me there are only, like, 5 spaces left.
five spaces left?!?!?!
what the FFFF, is justin beaver going to be there?!?!!!!
well blogfest people, i totally want to go!!
b/c
a.) my new BF newell turner will be there (way better than beaver)
b.) this shit is happening: 
and i really wanna hear this.
and
c. a lot of really really cool people that i totes wanna hump respect will be there...
but once again i am light in the wallet.
farttts!!!
it's only 100 dollars and that's not a lot of money to some people and i could probably swing it in a week or so,
but right now that may as well be 1 million dollars.
but if you could "reserve" a space for me that would be awesome.
need proof that i am worth a free reservation?
exhibit a:
i have a crown.
that = importance.
exhibit b:
i have cool "friends".
exhibit c:
i grew that.
exhibit d (for drunk):
no explanation necessary i feel.
ok then.
lemme know.
charity farts,
***my friend susie just informed me that registration is full. all we can do is be put on a waiting list.
shitbutts.