and you know what that means!!
it means american horror story is on tonight..
that's what that fucking means!!!
i realize i may be jumping the gun and overly excited about a show that
has only been on once..
and that it could easily go south..
much like my shaving habits this time of year..
but i honestly haven't been this pumped up about a show since
diff'rent strokes spun out the perfectly woven tale of 7 eastland school girls.
i'm talkin about the facts of life.
the facts of life.
and as you can see i am one of the smartest regarding TV show choices and life choices.
if i were oprah and had a book club and if this show were a book it would be on my list.
i give this 3 out of 4 heads.
i give it a 'holy-shit-you-caught-me-taking-a-shit' element of surprise head.
and a 'what-the-fuck-just-happened-that-person-just-got-murdered-and-they're-already-a-ghost-head.
and a dylan-mcdermott-is-naked-again head.
watch my oprah selected, 3 head rated favorite new show.
tonight at 10 EST on FX set your dvr's or watch in real time.
i don't bc i am old and have to get up early.
i watch on thursday.
let's all watch and discuss on friday.
floating head farts,
