oscars

assessment:

anne hathaway don't need no james franco.

anne hathaway = tallest tree in the world.

when oprah speaks i cry.  for no reason. 

billy crystal is now asian.

RDJ and jude law are dating and i am ok with it...

big time.

melissa leo is the most annoying person on the face of the earth.

if the gooper sings one more time i will eat my own face.

christian bale owns one suit, shirt and tie.

the fashion overall was boring and too simple/plain.

 

worst:

nightgown

 

lace daisies?

messy bob?

fuck you.

 

great dress but she lost points for shoving her areola in my face.

 

 

the pope wants his outfit back.

 

 

corpse.

 

 


creature feature.

 

 

 

my favorites:


i was screaming "best dressed" at the tv, but here..

in this pic...not so much.

the hair was fabulosity.

 

 

she looks awesome.

period.

so awesome, i GOT my period.

 

 

shutthefuckup!

no one comes close to possesing the ability to wear a number like this.

the only person who took a risk.

and she looks beautiful.

look-

i know the dress is a little weird...what with the giant cut out circle and space commander sleeves..

but i think she pulled it off..

i mean the hair???

it's darling! and i never use the word darling.

she looks like an elfin princess on a spaceship.

that is my highest compliment.

 

 

i asked everyone in the room if i could wear this hair cut and not look like a soccer mom.

there was a resounding yes...but i think they are lying.

 

also..soooo happy the king's speech won.

 

spill it.