it's is presently 7:36 in the morning.
you know those mornings when you're lying in bed just after the alarm has gone off and you can hear your body talking to you like you're a prisoner, i.e. it's bitch.
essentially you feel like you are getting shanked, on back door parole, dancing on the blacktop.
you can google those prison terms if you want.
here's what happened this weekend..
i went to a pumpkin carving party on saturday and did this..
yeah. basically nothing.
but i put on lipstick to counterbalance the superlesbian sweatshirt i was wearing..
also it's normal to wear biker boots, a men's (or lesbian's) sweatshirt with a pencil skirt..right?
and double normal to wear it to a pumpkin carving party, right?
p.s. i love lesbians.
after the party we came home and did more nothing.
only to wake up on sunday to do some more nothing.
not sure why i am so tired.
probably because nothing + nothing = nothing.
here's what did NOT happen this weekend.
i still have not watched AHS episode 2.
i KNOW!!
it's not on TV yet and mike and i were waiting to watch it together.
once i do watch it i promise a recap of some kind.
but a full recap probably won't happen.
don't hate.
instead watch me do push-ups like a man lesbian.
prob the REAL reason i am so tired..
