i don't even know what to call these things on my forehead.
i know my husband looks at me with a slight smirk..like, i told you so.
and i hate him for that.
i was not happy with them from the first second she cut them (she cut them too short) but then she styled me all up and i thought...well....that's better.....not great, but i can live with it.
but then the first hair wash rolled around and as i stood in the mirror all i could see was this:
basically unless i blow them dry and get out the straightening iron i look like lloyd up there.
the problem with that scenario is i am a night time showerer.
i realize this is not a big deal in the scheme of life.
but i AM going to a wedding this weekend and it would be nice to look pretty and not like
pepper's best friend....
2 peez in a pod. derp.
speaking of pepper...
i have some sadness to share.
i am renouncing american horror story recaps.
i'm sorry. it's just too much.
writing a blog is supposed to be fun and joyous and when it comes to recaps there is nothing joyous or fun about them.
i dread them so hard.
they take days to do and i am not getting paid to do them so i can't justify the dread or the time lost that could be spent actually working and making money.
plus this time of year is busy times a million.
this decision didn't come easy.
i DO feel bad for those of you who come here strictly for AHS recaps..but it's just too time consuming.
that really is the bottom line.
plus, i am simultaneously writing season 3 downton recaps and i can't have overlapping recaps.
my brain is melting and in an ironic twist i might end up in a place very similar to briarcliff.
at the end of the day i had to choose between downton and AHS.
and downton won.
i really am sorry!!!
i am heading to new orleans on friday for a wedding.
regular programming will commence on monday.
and i will be announcing an awesome awesome giveway.
the BEST giveaway of all time.
bc this is not a sponsored giveaway..
this is a special giveaway that i have put together of some of my favorite things to give to one of you!
i can't wait to show you the loot!!
bangs.
:(
