dear vagina and vaginal neighbors (i.e. cervix, uterus, ovaries, endometrial parts, etc..),
don't let me down today.
i thanked you with drugged up tears of joy when we (forceps) pushed a baby into this world.
and then i apologized on fiona's behalf when she ripped us nearly into two separate beings.
and then i nursed you back to health with sitz baths and hippie magic.
i also did kegel exercises to get you back into shape so shit wouldn't get lost in you.
i don't even use tampons so i won't cramp your style.
in short, we are friends.
i love you.
i respect you and i try to show you a good time every once in a while...
so please return the favor and don't be sick.
also-
sorry about the weird scopes and burny things and scissory things that will be coming at you in a few hours.
work with me though ok?
i will be feeding us xanax to help us both relax, but xanax does nothing for pain..
so let's hold hands and go to our happy place...
which is
here:
(my happy place is being a crawley)
and then later i will feed you some chocolate and wine.
ok, maybe i will eat that.
that's all.
thanks V.
dear the rest of you,
tomorrow i have something so awesome to share that it defies all things that are awesome to the awesome power of awesome.
so come back for that.
as for me, i will be taking a few days off to relax and rest.
thank you all again for your love and support.
i will never forget it,
as long as i live,
WHICH IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!!
peace holes,
