chair decisions

so all of my vinyl fabric samples came yesterday.

 

the clear cut winner is the white smooth ostrich.

it looks like leather.

it feels like leather.

and it is decidedly more cream than white.

whereas the actual cream looks like burnt turds.

or burnt cream.

 

 

 

smooth creamy white ostrich.

yep.

it's gonna rock your balls.

 

 

now someone please tell me how i make the scratched up brass chair frames more awesome.