first of all this needs to be a full fucking hour not 10 minutes.
i am affronted. they should have spent 10 minutes on the lampshades alone. i would’ve taken 5 on lampshades and 5 on the fabric/textile room. rude.
i needed at least 15 minutes of B roll footage showing the grounds.
the birdsong throughout is a reminder of how dull our lives are in comparison.
also no kitchen? WHYYYY? that’s all anyone ever wants. we know it’s arsenic from farrow and ball and i don’t need a full minute of susanna signing her name in a book. i need to see what’s on her kitchen counters. WHAT COLOR IS HER AGA??!