i find this person to be the easiest to shop for. but i get that that’s not the case for everyone. in any case these are my gift picks for your SO. and not to put too fine a gender on it…i suspect there are definitely things your feminine SO would love too.
electronic, wall-hanging fireplace- give him “fire”! would he ever expect this?
mid-size indoor/outdoor ping pong table- because he doesn’t go anywhere anymore. (maybe buy yourself these.)
prepper’s prep kit- (said in the voice of stefon) this kit has everything: food, water, first aid, solar phone charger. plus more.
sherpa lined shacket- optimal warmth for nights around his new “fireplace”.
magic spoon low carb cereal- for the keto/paleo obsessed who misses cereal. it’s supposedly really tasty.
weird looking chair for the perpetually hunched.
molecules 01- this is literally the best smelling fragrance on everyone. any gender.
the most powerful leaf blower- get the job done effectively and efficiently. also POWER.
an endless supply of shoe wipes- if your SO is a virgo this is a win.
theragun- a different kind of “do me and then i’ll do you.” everyone wins.
meat- specifically snake river farms wagyu beef. i’d go for this sampler.
death row records sweatshirt- because he is hip hop 4 life.
look out for the feminine version tomorrow.