are you cleaning? i'm cleaning. (warning: puns)

GLAD TIDE-ings!

i have been on a tear in my house. cleaning everything i can. it started with an instagram follow and a subsequent deep dive into her stories. stripping laundry? who knew? well now i know and it’s just the sort of thing i will never UN-know and currently all of my laundry is soaking in the tub and my god it’s eye-opening.

did you know that water, bleach and old school laundry powdered tide are the best at disinfecting and cleaning things like baseboards and bathroom floors?

or that just the tide powder and hot, hot, hot water is the best for cleaning your floors?

a pillowcase crease gives me a tingle.

windex is the best for streak-less polish.


other cleaning hacks of note:

how to clean a sink.

and an oven.


seriously though, don’t sweat it if you can’t be bothered. and don’t be jealous of my clean house, it’s only making the monotony of each soul crushing day only marginally more tolerable.