that nordstrom sale thing

as an influencer (please hear the air quotes in my voice) i get alerts about this sale and that i must pimp it if i want to make the commissions. and lord knows i need the commissions but GODDAMN nordstom has some ugly shit. if i had a nickel for every ugly thing on the nordstrom website i’d have FORTYBILLIONDOLLARS.

nevertheless, every year i do the cherry picking for you through a sea of waterfall collar cardigans and tory burch logos only to find the best items are down to size xxxxs and xxxxl. if you are one of those sizes, well…ENJOY YOUR LIMITLESS SHOPPING.

curious who out there even has a nordstrom card. please let a bitch know.

if so here are a few things i found:

this jumbo bottle of kiehl’s creme de corps. it’s half off and winter skin is coming. these plaid flannel sheets. or these organic cotton sateen sheets. i’d snag the white but am into the navy too. maybe? or just a new set of pillowcases for 19 bucks. for sure this candle set. duh.

i’ll keep looking and sharing. that’s what influencers do.