friday everybody!

first up is bidness..

 

do you like to look like this...

 

and this...

 

and this...

 

i would if sweatpants weren't so comfortable. 

plus the girls just don't fit in vintage frocks,

i am built like a linebacker (don't fuck with me).

 

but if you have petite womanly proportions and like stinky old dresses then head on down to

antique factory and peruse all of their fine, vintage dresses from the 50's through the 80's.

and while you're there you'd be stupid not to pop your head into minty and pretty much buy all the not stinky things. 

 

the party starts tonight at 5pm until 9 pm.

and sat. 11-5

sun. 1-5

5505 peachtree rd.

chamblee, ga. 

770-455-7570

 

 

ok moving on..

do you like shit that is funny?

then head over to 

and read our interview together.

 

 

 

and finally a few words on american horror story..

 

HOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFASSTHATSHOWISSCARY!!!!!!!

 

1. first scene, nurse murder?

sweet jesus in heaven he stabbed that bitch in the back while she was hogtied.

(p.s. do not google image "hogtied")

 

 

2.  not sure why ben went to boston to see his mistress...did i miss that part or was it just

unclear?  she checked herself into a hospital..is she pregnant?

either way...

is he a standup guy for being there for her, or is he a dickface for lying to his wife?

answer: BOTH!

 

3. jessica lange.

 

4. "the opening montage is scarier than 100% of the scary movies we've watched in the last 6 months"- mike anderson

 

5. jessica lange cupcake scene.

 

6. jessica lange throwing adelaide into the closet of mirrors and returning to her hot boy-toy scene.

 

7. get ready to lose everyone nominated for a best supporting actress emmy other than jessica lange.

 

8. eating the poison cupcake and then getting chopped in half.

dreams DO come true.

 

9. we are thinking tate is jessica lange's "normal" son (ghost) who got murdered in the house.

 

 

10. start watching this show.

it's fuuuuun!!!!

 

 

ok, have a great weekend bitches!

 

 

 

me over hurr and over tharr

 

today i am over at pregnant chassity blog where i fashioned a moodboard out of sticks and glue and meat scraps.

just kidding...

it's a cute nursery that you should see.

so go. 

 

 

and then if that weren't awesome enough..

i was featured as one of the 5 interior design blogs that the folks at williams sonoma can't live without.

 

for real.

go read it and see who the others are...

 

 

ok then. happy monday.

 

bye.

 

 

rue came out yesterday let's talk about it..

  well.

 

 

there were plenty of oddball photo shoots..

 

including but not limited to..

 

a juvenile looking bed party..

 

 

a foodless desert dinner party...

 

and the ubiquitous hipster feet shots..

 

 

 

also kelly hoppen told me i should be interested in a yoga mat and a sweatshirt..among other things..

 

and the interiors..

well..

see for yourself..

 

i just don't care about this shit anymore.

globes and etsy art?

this is cutting edge decor?

 

empty frames on a chalkboard wall?

i mean i get that it's for the kids..and it's cute in your house that i never have to come to...

but i don't want it featured in my shelter publications..

i need inspiration.

this is not inspiring me.

and i bet if you read this blog it's not inspiring you either.

 

 

 

christina strutt's place was charming enough..

 i never met a cozy english cottage i didn't love..

and points for the puppy in the basket- (put the lotion in the basket)

but it was all kind of a mess.

like a visit to your grandma's house where shit hasn't been thrown away in 40 years.

 

 

 but bailey's place was delightful:

for those of you that don't know bailey she writes a very cute and funny blog called, peppermint bliss.

and her house in this issue of rue was far and away the highlight.

a glittering golden nugget in a sea of turds.

she is self taught, hugely talented and her personality comes through big time in her space.

 

she is also pregs and a few months ago asked me to conjure up a magical baby room for her little girl to be.

you should go look at it if you want to look at something cute..

 

as for rue...

i am impressed by the rue girls' tenacity and their willingness to put it out there and take a risk and follow their dreams.

but this issue screamed amateur to me. and it also felt like it was geared toward a MUCH younger, less sophisticated audience.

 

what did you all think?