hey everyone!!!! it's mondaaay!!! and you know what that means!!!!

..fucking nothing it's summer.

 

but here's what we DO know...

 

it's hot..

 

do you know what 77 degrees at night feels like?

the fucking jungle.

(and no, i don't care if it's hotter where you live. this isn't a pissing contest)

 

 

 leon's (me. i'm leon) getting laaarger....

 

hahahaha no that is not a baby in there.

that is wine and potato chip bloat.

(365 brand sour cream and onion. so good.)

 

 

 

fiona got a haircut...

it is so cute i squeezed her face off!!!

 

 

and finally...

 

 

 i got a few new monsters for sale..

 

don't mess with the gypsies SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

bird watcher SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

the match SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

the guardian SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

sea witch's wedding SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

the oldest one SOLD

12 x 12 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$50

 

 

alright then.

snatch 'em up.

 

i'm out of potato chips.

 

 

 

 

friday is the best day for buying affordable art.

hey everyone.  

reeeeeeaaaalllly surprised i had no takers yesterday for toe sucking.

oh well, your loss.

 

but today you will all win bc the monsters are back!

 

these are little monsters.

12 x 12. 

all on heavy linen finish paper.

all $50 each.

 

however, this time the pieces are being sold on MiNTY.

so please don't email me if you'd like to buy one.

just follow the link under the particular piece you are interested in.

 

 

war hero

 

 

the return

 

 

nap time

 

 

they never came out

 

 

frankenbunny

 

 

the gold dress

 

 

the perfect little piece for your gallery wall.

thanks for being so cool.

 

and have a glorious weekend!!

 

 

 

on a roll

people i am cranking shit out like that monkey that makes music with that thing.

or does he make peanut butter?

either way it's bullshit bc monkeys shouldn't be doing either.

they should be playing tricks on people in movies, duh.

 

just kidding..

they should be playing and eating bananas and bugs.

 

here's what i have been up to in my sickness and in my health..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that's a lot of joy.

 

 

these are all spoken for.

 

sorry.

 

hit me up if you want one.

 

 

 

 

jealous

 

 

i enjoy this painterly painter headquarters.

 

i wish i had my own painter headquarters.

instead of a 3 x 5 area of my dining room that i have to put together and break down every day just in time for dinner.

it works, but it's not ideal.

it's sooo not ideal.

 

i look at other painters who have big, beautiful, light-filled spaces and i burn with a jealous rage.

 

 

to have a floor to drip on without worry.

 

to have a surface to paint on that's not my 100 year old dining room table covered in layers of towels.

 

to be able to splatter paint all over expensive furniture and give no fucks about it.

 

but mostly..

i just want a space bigger than my face to paint in that i don't have to clean up and put away.

also i want to paint all that pottery up there and sell it to you.

 

 

don't get me wrong...

there are far worse things in life to be disgruntled over.

like a certain contest that i am losing by 300 votes.

 

so...i will continue to paint in my shoebox until i can afford to move into a shed somewhere.

with windows.

and no spiders.

and no best design blogging mom of all time title. 

 

i painted this for you in my shoebox..

 

24 x 36 "bundles"

acrylic and oil stick on canvas.

warm pinks, ochre, rust, cobalt, violet, lavender, yellow..

 

 

!!SOLD!!

 

email me.

 

 

have a glorious weekend butterbutts.

keep voting.

or don't.

i love you all regardless.

 

painter lady: isabelle tuchband

images: the selby

 

some damn things ya'll..

today is good for lots of reasons.

1.

tonight i get watch american horror story and cry into my shitted pants.

 

2.

i made this for all of us to enjoy..

and

 

3.

christine finally has her painting..

 

a close up..

 

you go there now to see more of where it's hanging(with mr. cooper)..

 

those are all some damn things yaaaaa'llll..