let's take a moment to discuss the things happening around us...

#1

THIS book:

if you have ever had any trouble sleeping, get it.

read it.  

i cannot paraphrase or offer tips bc it isn't just a book with tips to help you sleep.

it's like a conversation with a wise old man.

who knows everything about why you aren't sleeping.

and yes, it has helped.

 

 

 

 

#2

this:

 

 

and this:

 

classic lonny.

here.

 if i could bring michelle adams to full orgasm i would.

 

 

 

and if you have a case of the helen kellers..

this:

zara home launches in the US.

i can't speak of the quality but some of it looks pretty good.

brace yourselves for moodboards across the blogosphere with everyone's favorite zara home picks.

 

 

 

 

 and finally..

 

 

this:

 

american horror story season 2- 5 minute trailer.

pants=pooped.

 

 

 

 

 

 

random thoughts i'll probably regret sharing later

 

did you know jeff probst had a talk show?

 

 

well he does.

i watched an impressive 15 minutes of it today. (the minutes were impressive, not the show- although it wasn't terrible if i'm being honest)

i have always had a thing for probst.

mike says he looks like my dad.

which is weird.

 

also...can you bleach your elbows?

asking for a friend.