blog drama

Gabriela Eisenhart May 3, 2012

every once in a while people who have never read my blog come by for a visit..

and clearly get lost in translation.

in a way it frustrates me bc i sooo am not an asshole, if you know me.

so there is a part of me that feels the need to defend myself.

but the other part of me is ferociously entertained by the nastiness that comes out of people's mouths, flung in my direction.

in any case...

my previous comment to barbara miller was meant in jest.

and not in the "her-italian-cooking-is-like-the-olive-garden" teresa guidice kind of jest.

that was just an underhanded jab.

this was more of a comment on the competition side of things..

not directed at barbara miller personally.

i mean it's not like i called her a "retarded asshole" or anything..

anyway..

none of this matters bc barbara miller is SPANKING me!!!

turns out barbara miller while not blog jesus like myself is a total diy jesus (settle down jesus lovers)..

and she has like 4,000 diy videos on youtube

such as building recycled robots with your kids(with an actual cute kid)

and decoupage wall letters.

i can't compete with the craft movement.

people love that shit.

and i HATE that shit.

so we are destined to be true competitors.

polar opposites.

fox news/abc news.

as for the negative comments about me??

honestly i don't give a shit about that.

i really don't.

people will love you or they will hate you or they will be indifferent toward you.

i can't control that.

nor do i want to.

but i want to offer a public apology to barbara miller.

i do not think she is a bitch.

but she DID appear out of nowhere.

i mean she wasn't even ON the list!!

so YES, SUPER sneaky.

i sure could use your votes.

because now it is essentially me against the craft movement.

which is like the fellowship against sauron's army.

it will take a wizard's staff, some sexy elves, a trusty sidekick, and viggo mortensen's hotness to defeat this balrog, one ring

craft jesus.

VOTE.

thanks.

charlie

Gabriela Eisenhart April 4, 2011

my friends your support is needed..

imagine you are not rich but your baby needs a 3402385928359billion dollar surgery.

ok, that's a fake amount but it may as well be that amount.

and you have insurance but it only covers a little over half of it.

which would be great if the surgery was like, 1000 dollars.

but this is head surgery and that is probably the most expensive surgery bc you are dealing with your noggin.

only in this case it's a baby's noggin which is probably the scariest thing a mommy could ever have to go through, in addition to being the biggest expense a family could endure- yet you have no choice BUT to endure it.

seriously, stop and think about it.

so you are faced with what to do and how you are going to afford this surgery,

you have to ask for help.

and that is HARD.

sarah greenman of la maison boheme blog is the mommy that is scared and worried and sick in her stomach bc her tiny baby has to have head surgery, not you. so thank your lucky stars and then help this family pay for this scary but expensive surgery.

for the details about charlie's surgery, including a video of the doctor who helps explain it go HERE.

to donate directly bc you don't need to know the facts, when you hear "baby-head-surgery" you just jump on that shit and help, go HERE

thank you.

every amount helps.

love and baby smell,

jonathan adler opened a store in atlanta and i bought a candle

Gabriela Eisenhart April 2, 2011

i met up with my blog and life pals susie and nelya yesterday for coffee and then we popped into jonathan adler's new atlanta store.

and then he popped in quickly before leaving for the airport.

he is super cute and wee.

the store is happy.

duh.

when i got back home i was struck at how dullsville my own house is.

she told me she felt inferior.

she is the sylvia plath to all that "happy chic".

and then she stuck her head in the oven.

and so did i.

she smells happy though.

thanks to my southampton candle.

happy saturday!

lithium farts,

nicole= nicole "sketch 42" cohen and her magic bracelets

how do you top the greatest blog post of all time?

Gabriela Eisenhart September 27, 2010

do i pull a ricky gervais and leave after only 2 seasons of extras?

an amanda bynes, retiring at age 12?

look at halle berry-

after her oscar for monster's ball she went on to do catwoman.

i don't want to give you catwoman.

but it seems too anticlimactic to go back to talking about pretty rooms...

i pondered talking about my boobs:

those things are beasts!!!

but i don't really want to talk about my boobs, do you?

i mean, if you want to we can.

we can discuss how cheap clothes don't fit and i can't afford nice clothes so i cry every time my 15 dollar bra breaks.

or no matter what i wear i look like a slut. or a fat, homeless person.

if i could churn out awesome videos all day every day i would. but that shit takes time. and i am not the one who has to do the hard work. mike is, and he wants bj's in return. and at the end of the day who wants to give a bj?

nope.

it's back to posting about pretty rooms.

jizzing on cupcakes.

pictures of fiona being awesome.

housewives and their dumb lives.

and just general, boring coolness.

symmetry. good.