for my birthday my friend anna gave me this card:
offensive and delightful is the company that makes it. i have compiled a few of my favorites:
for that single douchebag you know:
a viable apology, one i most likely would appreciate:
wouldn't you rather receive this one instead of a boring old "congratulations":
because so few of us actually try to get pregnant:
preferred over "bundle of joy":
i need a pile of these for giving:
