a little weekend chair porn

i found a new to me site called antiques moderne.  it's located in texas and it's like craigslist for rich people.

good table and case & storage porn too.

 

some seating favorites:

the upholstery looks pretty great..

but for my purposes i would lacquer them black and upholster them in white linen or velvet.

impractical but beeutiful.

 

 

 

great shape to this chair.

how about at the end of a hall under some fabulous piece of art.

upholster it in a bold print.

 

 

die.

 

 

fartspoop.

 

 

isn't your mind racing with visions of lacquery goodness and velvety softness?

what would you do to them? 

tell me tell me!!!!

(it would be the equivalent of dirty talk)

 

 

i know.

i can hear the audible gasping.

 

 

amaze.

 

and there's plenty for everyone!!

 

what's your favorite???

happy weekending.

i am going to chuck e cheese today.

jealous?

 

 

 

what if...****fuckshitballbutt update

 i took these chairs (there are 4)...

 

OR these chairs (also 4)...

 

paired the chosen 4 with this...

***THIS IS SOLD!!!!***  

many levels of hate.

 

to create a little something like this...

things you should know...

my dining table looks just like this only it is oval and bigger (and a darker stain)

should i go this route the chairs and the settee would be painted the same color.

these are all on craigs and all rully rully cheap.

like 40-bucks-for-all-of-it-cheap.

opinions please.

 

 

also:

throw it in my mouth.

decorating from your butt.

saw this over on all the best.

it's frank de biasi.

and i think it eats dick.

frank de biasi usually rocks!!

what's up with this then??

obviously the red and pink and shit is too much.

and then all the furniture is too small.

the rug is pretty. expensive. and elsewhere would rule the world.

but it's wasted in here.

who lives here?

 an old woman?

an old gay?

help me to understand this room please.

 

 

i have been eating my weight in carbs plus my take on lost and some shit you will love and hate equally

so on sunday i forgot supermike's birthday.

yeah i know. what an asshole.

so to make it up to him i have been cooking unbelievably delicious food like tagliarelle with truffle butter:

and cake.

which equals fatness. and bad wifeness.

remember fiona's ballet recital last week? the photographers pictures came in and these are the only 2 group shots in the bunch...

awesome. we paid 30 bucks for this shit.

 

the season finale of lost aired this week...

let me explain something to you lost writers. fuck you! 

you people suck. you should be ashamed. so you are telling me that these people were just dead and waiting to go to heaven/betterplace/thelight?  so you're basically saying what the vast majority of people who watch this show thought all along?  

and yes, i get it..i get THAT part anyway...BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST?!?!?!  WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING ASIAN GUY IN THE VIDEOS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON??  AKA MILES'S DAD?? AND THE WHOLE DHARMA INITIATIVE??? WHAT ABOUT CHARLES FUCKING WIDMORE? AND CRAZY WHITE HAIRED IRISH LADY? WHAT ABOUT THAT FUCKING PENDULUM THING THAT MAKES PEOPLE GO BACK IN TIME??  THAT WAS IN CRAZY WHITE HAIRED LADY'S HOUSE...WHAT ABOUT FARADAY AND THE PHYSICS NOTEBOOK?? THERE WAS WAAAAAY TOO MUCH LEFT OUT OF THE EQUATION HERE...I MEAN YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE HAD A DREAM ENDING...OR A FUCKING SCOOBY DOO ENDING...WHERE WERE YOUR SCI FI NERD WRITING HATS AT THE END? YOU CAN'T WRITE AN ENTIRE 6 YEAR SERIES BASED IN FUCKING NERDY SCIENCE LAND AND THEN END IT IN JESUS LET'S ALL GET ALONG LAND!!!!  i hate you.

 

 

let me introduce you all to my new favorite thing:

spray can of air:

 you can dust anything with this...like a ceiling fan motor, or book shelves...or your face..

available at home d.

 

now...lets move on to the decorating portion of this post:

this is fiona's room and it's time for a makeover...

i want slightly tailored but not stuffy.  i don't want a lot of shit on display. it hurts my eyes.

fiona loves purple. and green. and pink and yellow and everything.

here are some inspiration pics:

 

it is early in the game and no decisions have been made...

do you all have a source for great kids bedding that isn't super expensive. i.e. no serena and lily and no robshaw. but i want something unique.

 

 

next:

here is my desk...

 

i am painting it ben moore's gray owl:

and bc i am official and shit i bought one of these:

i chose pale gray bc i am reupholstering my desk chair in hot pink velvet and those two colors are happiness.

and on said desk i will hopefully get this lamp:

also remember my favorite pendant ever for my dining room?

 

progress is being made a la kindle at redesign diva..

we are excited.