while i have the spirit in me i don’t have the patience or the time to crank out a gift guide for every person on your list. there are plenty of gift guides out there so go peep those. instead i offer you MY christmas list.
it’s mostly very practical and only one thing is ridiculously priced. so go ahead….act like you love me and buy me everything on my list.
in order from most to least….(and least only because a. i’ll break it eventually, b. i already have a shitty toaster, and c. literally no one is going to buy me a 500 dollar hair tool.)
row 1:
an infrared heater. infrared is key to heating up your body. i’ve been using a space heater + humidity from a clothes steamer (also need an upgrade here) for heating up my room to workout in for years. i can’t workout in a cold room anymore. and if you’re on the TAM train you need infrared heat. this one is well priced and reviewed.
2. a big cardio mat. this one is also a tracy anderson family favorite. as it is now i have to roll up 2 mats and move them around a ton which is worse than it sounds. if you do TAM you know what i’m talking about. this big mat would allow me to just focus on the move not on how i will not kill myself doing one of her signature head scratcher moves. also i can do an entire dance cardio routine which, let’s face it…jumping around on hardwoods isn’t great for your joints and bits. this mat is excellent for all forms of cardio.
3. a big, soft cozy blanket. i have like 5 thin blankets on my bed and it’s ridiculous. i need a full bedding upgrade in general but this fleecy king size in cream is where i’d like to start.
row 2:
skims is real good you guys. i have one of these bodysuits and it’s indestructible. it also holds everything in and creates a beautiful, sexy shape. i recommend sizing up though. unless you don’t like breathing. (i ordered a S/M and should have ordered a L/XL. live and learn.) anyway…this is about this robe. i want. i enjoy this color called sienna but would take just about any of them. size M.
2. slippers for fuck’s sake. i mean i own ZERO slippers and i want these. goodbye.
3. this is the bodysuit i mentioned 2 seconds ago. i want one in every color. they sell out fast. size L/XL. i already have black. snap snap.
row 3:
because the bodysuit is so good i would also like the bra version. one in every color. size L. i workout in these items (bra and bodysuit) but would very much wear them in daily life. the bodysuit would be excellent for hiding the quarantine 15 under anything you need it to.
2. hi. i am a proficient cook and i have 1 pair of pot holders and they suck. please buy me these.
3. hi. i am a proficient cook and i don’t even own a food processor.
row 4:
i’ve been asking for this toaster for 4 years. do not buy me a “fun” color. i want chrome. the end.
2. repeat from last christmas list. i want all of them.
3. just really like these. zoom into the detail. keeee-ute! size 9.
row 5:
LOL. 500 for this thing. but i haven’t heard one review saying it wasn’t worth every penny. imagine a good hair day every day. seems like a pipe dream.
email me for my address.
i KID!!!!!
