ok. i caved. here’s a gift guide for the teen girl. impossibly aloof. best eye-roller. supreme asshole. weepy. silly. hilarious. smarter than you. awkward af. and the love of your life.

silk pillowcases to protect her skin and hair. so many colors to choose from.

sweats. because that’s all she wants to wear. (it’s all any of us want to wear) (bottoms here)

the only gucci you should buy her. this gloss is cool. i want it. it’s highlighter without pigment/glitter. it’s lip gloss. it’s eye gloss. all the cool girls are doing it.

custom painted vans. extra cool.

my teen tells me the ikea bucket hat is a vibe.

i think everyone wants to be like oumi janta these days. so- skates!

these seashell candles are the cutest.

and these abstract resin earrings.

she needs to wake her own ass up. this alarm clock has cool features and excellent ratings.

super absorbent hair towels. less blow drying needed.

portable bluetooth speaker that you can also use in the shower.

the prettiest pearl ring.

a top rated weighted blanket. soothe her anxiety. and then yours.

skims slides. she wants them.

fiona loves this book series that takes place at the biltmore. she’s read it twice.