lonny is back. it’s giving christmas morning.
also i spent $26 dollars on door delivery cookies the other night. it was for TWO cookies. i hate me. me, the toilet paper ration girl. it’s bc sugar is a drug. also am currently out of toilet paper. serves me right.
fwiw, they were each the size of a baseball, fat and round and made with more sugar than is necessary. i had half of one and wanted to immediately take a shower. i ate the other half the next morning bc i am a monster. proceeded to eat the other one in nibbles over the course of the day. it was sweeter than the other one, how???!! anyway…lonny!!
**edited bc people are dumb. some joker left an anonymous comment (i deleted it) that bc i was begging (begging?!) for money they were confused by this post. i can see how someone might think that way bc they don’t really know me and therefore cannot ascertain the ridiculousness of the post or the point i’m trying to make. so let me be clear….apart from the statement about lonny, which in and of itself is the point of the post, i felt like mentioning the cookie thing bc it’s what i would share with a friend (you all) about how i cannot afford to waste money on delivered cookies but i did it anyway bc sugar is a drug and i hate myself for it. we’re all human and humans are really fucking stupid sometimes and i have never regretted a purchase more. anyway…i thought that was clear. hopefully it is now.