wedding guest

i’ve got exactly negative zero dollars to spend on even a pedicure right now but i’m still gathering inspo for a wedding i’m attending in NYC this september…

  1. crawford one-shoulder printed crepe midi dress - this one is my favorite. what a dress, no? i love all that structure.

  2. ganni sequined tulle mini dress - one of my best colors thankyouverymuch. thank goodness for air conditioned legs bc my upper body would be sweaty af.

  3. self-portrait open-back ruched leopard-print jersey maxi dress - one word- jersey. this is lady like AND comfy. a real contender.

  4. rotate birger christensen pink wrap dress - don’t laugh but i saw caroline fleming wearing this and was all in. the color is stunning on her.

  5. staud leo bow-embellished faille and lizard-effect leather mules - very very obsessed.

  6. rotate birger christensen plisse-chiffon halterneck midi dress - i haven’t stopped thinking about this one since i saw it. it’s such a gorgeous color.

  7. cult gaia eden leather sandals - fun.

  8. by far libra patent leather mules - you- get these shoes already jenny, you’ve posted about them at least 4 times since march.

  9. raffia hat - i have also posted about this damn hat. to wear with dress #14.

  10. the line by k satin slip dress - this is pretty darn sexy. also i would need industrial boob tape. those little boobie stickers i ordered are a joke.

  11. staud lizard effect leather wrap sandals - i find this shoe very cool. many outfits could be slayed with these on your feet.

  12. amina muaddi crystal embellished sling-back pumps - these shoes are blowing up all over the gram. for good reason. the color, the heel, the bling. goodness me they are expensive. zara will knock them off in 3, 2…

  13. rotate berger christensen v-neck satin wrap dress - black is always a good choice. this one is 60% off making it very affordable.

  14. deitas gathered silk maxi dress - just love the color. i’d feel very cool in this dress.

what’s your fave?

summer list

hi. just some things on my summer list.

  1. i find this skirt casual enough for errands and attractive enough for cocktails.

  2. playa new day mist - “a fine mist that works to calm unruly strands and reset your style—without water or hot tools.” i have never enjoyed dry shampoo. the smell is usually too intense for me and the finish makes my thin hair feel like a dusty old weave. have heard good things about this mist. i have their ritual hair oil and it’s v. nice.

  3. rebecca taylor white eyelet dress- this dress is more than i think i would pay for a little white dress. probably bc i would wear it to death and ruin it. but i LOOOOOVE it.

  4. lake pajamas beach wave dress- THIS is what i’m talkin’ about. i would never ever ever ever ever ever take this off. only to wash it and put on another one. this is truly the only thing you can wear in this heat. it’s like comfort food for your body. speaking of, another thing i would wear to death and spill spag sauce on. i need 5. good thing it’s on sale. and comes in seafoam green. lots of good deals right now at lake pajamas.

  5. a sweet little jcrew dress for $100. see #1.

  6. faithfull the brand continues to impress me with their cute options at normal prices. the smocking is so heart eyes emoji on this dress.

  7. this leopard-ish print dress is $45 and made of t-shirt fabric. byeeee.

  8. this new serum blush by em cosmetics is NUMBER ONE on my make up wishlist. it’s a serum blush!! no sparkle. totally buildable. tutorials tell us that it’s best to apply it BEFORE foundation and blend it out for that color from within look.

send hopper immediately

we are currently in a washer and dryer upside down.

we have been on hold with sears for approximately 42 days.

first of all don’t ever buy anything from sears unless you are walking into a store (are they even still around? would it be like the underground of starcourt mall in hawkins? seriously, are russians behind sears?) and purchasing it there, loading it into your car and driving it home your damn self.

and don’t expect anyone to install it for you unless you’re prepared to wait til christmas of next year for that to happen.

for real, we bought a w&d june 6th. JUNE SIXTH. it’s july 23rd. HOW in 2019 USA is that even possible?!

ugh.

i’ve been pinning around pinterest for good looking laundry rooms like they’re porn.

THIS BITCH HAS 3 WASHERS??!?!

finally got around to adding one of these little banner things. you can click and shop like it’s 2019 USA.