holiday gift guide 2021 - for her

have at it. i’d be thrilled with any of it. truly.

john derian painter’s palette puzzle

gucci leather belt. we all want it.

i love this retro northface parka.

tom ford rose prick candle. rose scent is always perfect.

cool mom pillow for your cool mom. there are so many options tho.

this lipstick is called ‘fucking fabulous’. need i say more?

cozy slippers. always correct.

the prettiest georgia o’keeffe poster.

DEEEESSSSSSPERATELY want this on my body.

venus candle.

the prettiest set of placemats from lisa corti.

cheeky laptop bag.

any assouline chic coffee table book. there’s one for everyone. seriously.

holiday gift guide 2021 - for him

leaf. scoops. that is all.

a microphone for recording needs.

the hundred books that changed david bowie’s life.

very nice warm boots.

cable knit sweater that i would 1000 percent steal.

survival kit.

sailing ship kite. i would.

brass tablet stand. all in on practical things that are beautiful. great for cookbooks too.

leaf scoops! sorry this is a little too thrilling to me.

pretty sure everyone loves dave grohl. this book has nearly 5000 5 star reviews.

japanese omelette pan.

shearling insoles.

i think you should get him everything on this list.

holiday gift guide 2021 - teen boy

i do not own one of these but i am pretty sure i nailed the shit out of it anyway.

yamaha acoustic or electric guitar- seems like a win to me.

astronaut lamp- it can’t all be electronics, games and socks can it?

magnetic dart board- no holes in the walls or eyes.

airpods pro- fiona just got some of these and she feels a lot cooler now.

laser. tag. set. the end.

french terry joggers- these are 50% off so you should totally gift these to all of your mens.

retro poster- c’mon!!!

a drone thingy.

electronic battleship. yas.

portable laptop desk.

old school shoes. coveted.

virtual reality headset- i think this is going to get you at least a high 5, possibly a hug?

A SLED!!

holiday gift guide 2021 - teen girl

my favorite gift guide to make. the one that fills up the fastest and i can’t wait to share. i just honestly nail it every single time.

kusama yayoi poster. your girl knows who she is. comes in a bunch of size options. the bigger the better.

initial iphone case. great choice for sure.

jeans with rips. it’s all they want. pick your pair.

v v cute pantone notebook.

portable laptop desk.

sunset lamp. giving the gift of sunlight = love. her seasonal depression thanks you.

3 legit adorable dopp kits. i want too.

midsommar poster. spooky but make it cute.

makeup by mario master metals eyeshadow palette. makeup is allllwaaaayyysss 5 stars.

more makeup is better. i saw katie jane hughes put this tower 28 tinted spf on her face and was sold immediately.

if your teen is anything like my teen she probably doesn’t even wash her feet let alone scrub any part of her skin. give her this and tell her to get her shit together.

takashi murakami neon sign. cuteness.

resin ring set. there are quite a few cute options here. i won’t tell anyone if you give her two and keep one for yourself.

these last two come from the horse’s mouth- a charcoal drawing set with shading tools and sketchbook. my girl loves to get her shade on.

holiday gift guide 2021 - MEEEEEEEE

it’s gift guide week!!! we’re starting off with my list bc today is my birthday!

also this list could very easily translate into a gift guide for her - mom, sis, auntie, granny, daughter whatevs it’s all great and gift-worthy.

i have strong feelings about these celine high tops. i also have strong feelings about their price. so i would take these air jordans instead.

still very much into these lacquer company scalloped trays. i’d wager they would spark a whole heap of joy.

i really need a new coat, an every day coat. i love the high neck and the color on this. cool line in general.

paboy’s pillows are a dream. this raspberry/lilac combo might be my fave yet.

murano glasses have been on my wish list for ages. i would use some as votives. love these pale yellow ones.

i would also very much like santa to bring me a luxurious body cream. you know, the kind you’d never buy for yourself bc the big bottle of alba botanicals is expensive enough. but every once in a while i want to take a bath and then slather a really rich, rose scented cream all over me boday and slip into some skims.

speaking of skims- it’s all i want to wear. honestly. this robe has been on my christmas list a few times. but i would also love to take the aforementioned bath and put this on. i also want this and these, and all the loungewear.

pretty great list if you ask me. let’s go santa.

holiday bowls

hello!

i’m 2 glasses o wine in on a tuesday at 4:30. i’ve had me booster (zero side effects apart from a mildly sore arm), i’ve contemplated several hallmark christmas movies but wasted time is my least favorite. i am however fully caught up on succession and can confidently say there is no greater show on television. i don’t have a tree yet but instagram is telling me that i am behind. and for that it can suck a dick. HOW DARE YOU? in my mind it’s still october. although trader hoe’s did have some suspiciously low priced garland for sale that tempted me but i went for the chocolate brioche instead. it’s great toasted with butter. i have nothing in my fridge but eggs and parm (it could be worse) and i’m craving a burger.

anyway….i made some bowls and they are spectacularly festive….also they are on sale.

i sure hope all is well in your world. xx