let's recap bitches...

ok, so i think it's safe to say that nothing will ever compare to the drama and collective viewer jack off that was the the good ship jelly bean and psychovilla episodes...

so let's go ahead and agree that andy would have had to have planted some meth and/or a yacht at the reception to get the same awesomeness, and move on.

first up was 'moans planning her grand entrance with lurch and gross wedding planner at the pierre...

snooze..who cares.

let's shoot across town to lunch with bethenney and jill.

so j invites b to lunch to talk. assuming j is going to appologize for her shitty behavior. apparently all she could mustah was an "ahm sahrry fuh not being there fuh you".

no jill..no. more from you please.

that's bettah...

seriously though....you fucked up jill. big time. and when bethenney tells you that if you want to be friends "you've got a lot of changing to do"...you don't say.."i am who i am, i won't change". no ma'am!

you say- you're right, i am an asshole who needs to seriously check my grudge holding, better than you attitude at the door.. end. of. story.

right bethenney?

thought so...

next up was lumann's record release party where her lesbian producer came with a bevvy of sluts..

we also see that lumann's new boyfriend, jacques is really just dustin hoffman circa 1967..

oh dear christ and then she sings elegance is learned.

i agree with you lu...elegance is learned.

and money can't by you class..but it can, apparently buy you a record deal.

you suck mah friend..on almost every level.

the girls danced to the catchy tune...

and then a beautiful thing happened..

sonja told lu to shut the fuck up, that she couldn't get a word in edge wise with this narcissist tranny to her left...(LOVE u sonja!!) while she proceeded to tell jill that she sucked for crashing their mani pedi party.

it really was like killing two bitches birds with one stone.

then bethenny and jason had a fight over her massive jar collection and his basketball..

note to men everywhere..basketballs, baseballs and footballs and your balls should be hidden at all times, unless your playing with them and then they should still be hidden. (shudders)

jill arrives early to the moaner/mary-o renewal ceremony to say congrats bc for fucks sake these two go waaaaaaaaaaaay back and will be friends forevah...

moans proceeded to tell her that she still has a lot to learn about being a good person let alone good friend..