butt updates (beware: soft-core porn!) ***MORE INFO AT BOTTOM (get it?)

i have been dooing my tracy anderson metamorphartsis DVDs like a fucking champ!

 

the instructions are to do the dance cardio and the mat work 6 days a week.

the simple fact is bc of my ankles i cannot do the cardio 6 days a week.

i do it 3-4, and the mat 5 days a week.

i feel like this is sufficient.

though it is not what she recommends and if you are enormous i recommend doing what she says.

 

i am overall happy with my results:

(try to ignore the diabetes pump on my stomach. it detracts from the sexx)


 

 

 

 

 

(that is a zit-gross)

 

my bikini dreams are coming true.

 

you should also know that i eat chocolate every day (hello arm zit).

 

and i am old. 

 

 

p.s. YES i am sucking it in.

honesty is the best policy.

 

****I USE ABCENTRIC.

IF YOU ARE UNSURE BUY OMNICENTRIC.

I WITHOUT A DOUBT GAIN WEIGHT IN MY UPPER BODY, NEVER MY LOWER. 

THE DANCE CARDIO DVD IS 30 MINUTES

THE MAT WORKOUTS ARE 30 MINUTES.

SO THAT EQUALS 1 HOUR.

IT IS HARD TO FIND THE TIME BUT I DO.

I SACRIFICE OTHER THINGS IN ORDER TO DO IT.

LIKE READING BLOGS (SADFACE).

I HAVE ONE GIANT STRETCHMARK ON MY TUMMY.  IN THE PHOTOS YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT.

ALSO THERE ARE LOADS OF STRETCH MARKS ON MY BOOBS.

I STAY OUT OF THE SUN, I NEVER WEAR SUNSCREEN CUZ I THINK IT'S TOXIC AND I ONLY WEAR A NATURAL KIND WHEN I AM DELIBERATELY IN THE SUN...LIKE AT THE BEACH. 

AND WHEN I AM AT THE BEACH I AM UNDER AN UMBRELLA. ELLA ELLA.