main thoughts:
man buns are the worst. i want to take them all down....in private (raises eyebrows)
amy poehler won and she should have.
how many dicks did andy samberg have to suck on to win best actor in a comedy series and to win BEST COMEDY IN A COMEDY SERIES?!
i don't like where matthew mcconaughey's face is heading.
bryan cranston won and he should have.
emma thompson is my spirit animal.
i can't speak of the film wins because the only movie i saw this year was frozen because parent.
jacqueline bisset is my spirit animal's spirit animal.
tina fey and amy poehler are a national treasure. that leo/supermodel/vagina joke was legit the funniest thing ever.
robin wright's boob tape.
on to the fashion..if you can call it that.
in no particular order:
this dress is too weird to discuss.
her face is like a pretty man.
unflattering and drab.
she looks like a sick penis.
nothing to see here.
yes to all of this.
johnny depp is on to something here.
she's like a slutty keira knightly.
that blonde in the back pretty much nailed it.
so did the red head with the horsey teeth, she whinnied and had to look away, right after she tried to eat those things on tina's dress.
the hair is the worst part for me.
combover.
toes.
vaguely penile.
2 penises on a date.
good and fashioney.
but helmet hair.
also, i'll bet the dress is about as comfortable as a maxi pad in a bathing suit.
no.
wow. pretty.
of all the necklines this one is my favorite.
it's just so flattering and pretty and sensual.
she nailed it from head to toe.
too smooshy on her boobs is the least of this dress's problems.
but damned if she hasn't moved all the way to the top of my "dream dinner guest list".
good shoes.
did she swim THROUGH the hair gel?!
the fuck is this?
is she high?
ahhhh....eyeball cleanser.
( i mean that in a good way. as in this is so good it's cleansing my eyeballs from that heidi mess up there)
this is classic julia not giving a fuck.
while i don't love the coral applique...i don't hate it either... but i love LOVE the cut of this dress and think she looks amazing.
i want to like this dress but i don't.
throw-up.
not feelin it.
her head is good.
she could wear it to give birth in though and be super comfy.
maybe that was the plan.
why does she always wear a glittery bathrobe?
that version of a ponytail is becoming the guy fieri of hairstyles.
not human. mermaid.
this dress makes me wanna hate fuck robin thicke.
this dress looks like if david's bridal made a dress out of dresses from filene's basement.
hamnana.
ham stuffed in a banana.
the prettiest girl at the party.
this dress is trying too hard to be cool.
cutest head.
this dress looks like if a saloon girl costume became a giant stick of cinnamon gum and then a pretty praying mantis crawled inside it and put on red lipstick.
LOVE!!!!-
said no one.
yep. every. time.
and my best dressed winner issssssss.......
this cartoon crab with a chloe sevigny head.
worst dressed is everyone.
