here we are again. another year of picking apart the most beautiful people in the universe. but fashion is fashion and the dudette abides.
let’s get on with it.
my favorites-
for me arguably the best ever. take your hate elsewhere. i gasped. i teared up.
it’s sexy, flirty, modern, pretty and it fits her like a glove. chanel couture forever. and the shoes are 100.
the end.
we live for janelle monae, right? the opening number was fucking great. and this glenda the good witch from space vibe is a gift from god.
zazie beetz. the name alone is worthy of an oscar.
so stunning. the hair and jewelry are to die for.
another gasp moment. she looks like the venus de milo. unreal.
ok, now for the still beautiful just not my faves…
a beautiful stiff sparkly penis.
the toothpaste white against her skin is the stuff of dreams but the stripper shoes are a no from me dawg.
big bird but make it gorgeous.
because the shoes are a HARD NO. also homecoming vibes. not even prom….HOMECOMING.
who put that horrible elvis wig on this gorgeous woman. regina…fire your hair person.
ditto rebel wilson. i would have pulled a veronica lake swoop over the magnitude of that forehead (tenhead). gorgeous otherwise.
she looks 100 feet tall and menacing. i don’t know..can charlize ever look bad? no. the answer is no. but i’m more than a little bored here.
hmmm..capes. what are you hiding under there?? (and, yes i know the names of the women snubbed this year were embroidered on it.)
not wrong. but not quite right either.
and now for the nopes…
i’d rather see your tits than your tongue. #annoyed.
what the fuck is happening here?
why do preg women do that in pictures? and why do they suddenly wear mother nature inspired headgear?
i’m so pissed right now.
just take off the pink jellyfish and we’re good.
gimme a break.
ribbon candy with gloves. no gloves please. ever. love her head.
this is the equivalent of watching your family eat the french toast you made while you eat half a grapefruit.
oh for fuck’s sake. (see what i did there? i’m fun at parties)
a walking afterthought.
i expect nothing less. bea arthur is clapping somewhere.
turkey gobbler up top, curtains on the bottom. i literally HATE this dress.
living for the face and hair and jewelry though, so points for that, SERSHA.
who were your faves? least faves??