black friday deals. big fucking deals. big fucking deal? big fart death? sorry.
seriously though are you a black friday deals person? i think it’s a great thing honestly. especially for the big things. the things you need but need a deal on ya know? like a mattress. and a roomba. and a vacuum and a computer.
maybe you need these things too…or someone you love maybe?
ok i’ve had one of these for over 20 years and it’s still in excellent condition and i never regret owning it. as hefty as it is. it was a gift too. so….if someone is asking for one they are probably quite certain of that.
and on that note i also have one of these and i make almost everything in it. it’s an especially great size for making rice that comes out perfect every time.
i personally think a roomba would make an excellent gift. pet owners in particular. i haven’t heard one person say something bad about it. i know there are haters i’m just saying no one i KNOW has said anything bad about it. also want snuggie to ride it so…
yes i need a mattress. no time like black friday. tuft and needle has excellent reviews. but honestly i don’t even care at this point i’d maybe get a mattress off the street corner. not really. tuft and needle mattresses are currently 30% off.
what about a ring doorbell cam? got a creepy neighbor? i do. or maybe a herd of raccoons that keep eating all your cat food? catch those trash pandas in the act! just in time to go outside and hand feed them instead. (or hug!!!
not sure why i don’t have an air purifier yet. this is in me cart.
or you could black friday yourself a whole heap of christmas…with these, or this. or choose your favorite.
