hold on to your boobs ladies and man friends..san fran craig brings it hard!

posting on a sunday isn't my idea of a good time...

there is a garden to be planted..

(pics of that tomorrow you lucky sons of bitches!)

but...

as i was perusing san fran's craigslist yesterday i was like..

oh nooo!!! i HAVE to get this together for my san fran peeps.

i am seriously considering having a few things shipped to me..

like thisssS:

green, hand carved, inlay mirror- $75

stop the madness.

HERE.

and this..

the most perfectist little round bamboo table ever- $25

it's only 25 dollars!

secrets of a stylist henderson would be all over it.

HERE.

ok and this..

lot's of 4 x 6 rugs from india for $45.

that's a great price for these wildly popular rugs.

go check them out and report back cuz i'll bet these fools would ship.

HERE.

lucite nesters- $175

HERE.

bamboo lamp-$150

i love this thing.

it's quirky and it's bamboo.

HERE.

awesome chairs- $15 each.

i would be all over these too for my dining room.

HERE.

chaise longue- $90

 give it summa this..

HERE.

beyond awesome lamps- $145

look at those shades.

HERE.  

regency table- $240

fabulous.

HERE.

wearstler-y chair- $100.

fantastic bedroom chair.

or living room.

HERE.

awesome sofa- $100

HERE.

glass, brass and lucite coffee table- $99.

triple threat.

HERE.

custom slipper chairs- $50.

FIFTY! FOR THE PAIR!!

HERE.

regency tables- $85

i see these glossy black with white in the grooves and some brass hardware.

amazing.

HERE.

2 vintage metal moroccan style tables- $350

pricey but awesome.

HERE.

cute little lamp- $80

HERE.

uniquely shaped plant stands- $10.

these on your porch with some ferns.

HERE.

rattan deco chairs- $300

oh these are good.

HERE.

2 round tables- $70

these would be great in a child's room.

or a small living room.

or split up, 1 in the bath, 1 on the porch.

you get the idea.

they're awesome.

HERE.

bamboo console table- $100

ok this one too.

i want this too.

paint it like this..

HERE.

vintage marble top coffee table- $140

gorgeous.

HERE.

4 wicker chairs- $15ea or 4 for $45.

price is too good.

create this..

HERE.

woah.

crazy cool.

expensive but cool.

HERE.

good rug- $450

HERE.

little chinese inspired table- $120

this just needs some reddish persimmon paint.

right??

HERE.

brass chairs and table- $85

good stuff.

HERE.

burl and glass table- $450

wow.

HERE.

dresser/TV console- $90.

think this way..

HERE.

hello amazing sofa- $99

nick olsen did this..

HERE.

pretty blue velvet cane chairs- $215

no need for uphosltery.

just paint.

hard to do around the uphosltery but it can be done very carefully.

HERE.

good god who needs a cigarette?

san diCRAIGo

i never intended to have 2 craig posts in one week.  

but here it is anyway.

there is gold in them thar hills!!!!

san diego has a lot lot of good shiz..

i could have easily put 50+ goodies in this post but some of them were way over priced.

so i concentrated on things that i thought were affordable on any budget.

plus a few that were maybe not so affordable for every budget but they were WAY more affordable than their 1stdibs cousins..

you feel me?

honestly you'll see that everything on here is about 10-50 dollars over what it should be for craigslist.

black and gold chinoiserie mirror- $180

throw this mother at the end of the hall.

HERE.

2 chairs- $75.

these are great.

put them on your porch just after you burn those beige cushions.

HERE.

2 bamboo chairs- $60.

these are super.

HERE.

 cool brass plant stand thing- $95

HERE.

delightful bamboo shelves- $25

do this to them:

HERE. 

2 velvet chairs- $100

what?

these are great!

HERE. 

 vintage rattan lamps- $90

think this way:

HERE.

 linen tufted chair- $150

cute.

HERE.

 vintage koch and lowy brass lamp- $175

go get it.

HERE.

 mid century chair and ottoman- $140

this is screeeaming for silver gray velvet.

 HERE.

 brass floor lamp- $125

this is pretty spectacular.

HERE.

**also good information to have..

minty sells a pair of the table version of this lamp..$70 for the pair..

 let me know if you're interested.

pair of frenchy chairs- $150.

i would offer less.

great upholstery proj.

HERE. 

cute sofa- $500

again, i would offer less.

HERE. 

vintage sofa- $150.

great lines.

HERE. 

bamboo handles- $24

these are very hard to find.

i'll bet this person would ship since it would be so easy.

HERE.

massoni chairs and cart- $400.

HERE. 

 brass and beveled glass table- $175

yes. 

very good.

HERE.

 chrome ball lamp- $70

get the one from little rock and this one and you hava 2 for a little over 100 bucks.

create something like this..

HERE.

 3 little tables- $25 ea.

that coffee table just needs a piece of glass and some paint.

orange?

white?

chinese red?

kelly green?

HERE.

adorable desk, chair and mirror- $100

i would use that little desk as a bar.

HERE. 

 check the prices on THESE wicker desks and then slap your mom.

5 cane dining chairs- $50 each.

of all the things here these are what i would buy.

and i would do this to them:

HERE.

 chinese-y coffee table- $125

yes.

HERE.

 brass wall unit- $125

you will either love this or hate it.

i love it even though i fully admit that it has probably seen a few porn films.

HERE. 

 dining table- $200

this needs to be a desk i think.

offer less.

HERE.

 entertainment center- $99

the end tables are good.

HERE.

2 twin brass beds- $100 each

HERE. 

brass goodness- $245 OBO

what if you recovered those chairs in a midnight blue velvet?

something like this..

HERE.

pretty cool table- $85

i would paint it white.

it's cool and would make an awesome entry table.

HERE.

widdicomb pink tufted headboard- $299

queensizer.

DUHHH!!!

what are you waiting for?!

HERE.

see?

real good shit.

next up- palm springs.

which i am very excited about.

i get to pick up my own craigslist purchase this weekend..

this:

for fiona's room.

i am thinking of painting it glossy olive green.

against her lavender walls..?

hmmmmm?????

i am hoping to get to reveal her room to you late next week.

i am still waiting on a bed skirt..

have a great weekend everyone!!

little rock CRAIG..good shit.

sometimes i like it better when a city's craigslist doesn't have much to choose from...quantity-wise.

i mean, it's either there or it isn't.

whereas a place like NYC has soooo much to sift through it can give you a headache.

even though they would be more apt to have that "one thing" that blows my face off.

food for thought people.

food for thought.

alphabetically we are at arkansas...specifically little rock.

lots of good wicker and shit.

like this:

60's wicker hanging chair- $200

HERE.

and this:

fan-back wicker chair- $40!!

for my purposes i would give it a white wash and put a fuchsia or kelly green cushion on it.

HERE.

this:

vintage wicker floor lamp- $125

HERE.

these:

wicker etageres- (specifically the one on the left)- $50

HERE.

and these:

3 wicker storage tables- $100

functional beauty.

to build your room's layers and add a bit of texture.

HERE.

and there were mirrors:

big ass mirror- $45

the detail looks pretty.

HERE.

big ass ribbony mirror- $75

powder room?

daughter's room?

daughter's powder room?

HERE.

and lamps:

vintage chrome stacked ball lamp?!?- $42??!!

duh.

HERE.

2 little brass desk lamps- $10each.

deal of the day.

for real.

HERE.

wooden cylinder lamps- $30.

great as is or..

you could spray them any color for some lacquery goodness.

orange?

gold?

HERE.

a vw van:

fully restored 1969 VW van!

$19,500.

this is cooler than everything.

get your ass to arkansas, drive to california and never look back.

HERE.

2 cute wicker and wood side tables- $60

california casual vibe.

HERE.

custom made marble table- $50

HERE.

rattan set- $750.

yeah, it's expensive but not TERRIBLE expensive.

and imagine it on a porch with your favorite fabric and accessories..

i'm just sayin use your decorator eyeballs.

canary yellow velvet tufted sofa- $95

supposedly this is yellow yellow.

as always i see this against a chocolate lacquered wall.

HERE.

brass peacock from india- $15

pretty cool.

HERE.

vintage chrome tables- $75

HERE.

large wool rug- $225

great price, pretty rug.

HERE.

vintage 150pc. brass flatware set- $75.

brass?  in hot pink velvet?

yes.

HERE.

brass and glass table- $50

seriously.  look at this fucking animal and his cords.

but that table is the business.

HERE.

and last..

my favorite:

chinoiserie cabinet- $125

ohhh the possibilities.

HERE.

good shit.

the next 3-4 craigs searches will be dedicated to california.

bc that state is full of cities worth investigating.

a craigslist sunday for pittsburghians

sometimes people email me and ask me to find shit for them on their craigslist.

and because i am fucking amazing at life,  i do it.

here you go pittsburgh!

 pink velvet tufted chair-  $40

such a lovely washed out shade of pink.

claw and ball foot english chest of drawers- $20

needs restoration or just some paint.

then blammity blambo it's awesome again.

antique brass cart-  $75

yum.

french sofa- $50 

are u kidding?

 late 60's ealy 70's painted glass geometric art- $40

i LOVE this thing.

victorian brass rocker- $250 

shut it.

brass vanity- $75 

would be so pretty in a black walled bedroom.

 twin wicker headboard- $35

perfect for that 70's boho type girl room.

velvet halfmoon chair- $75

yellow desk and chair- $125

3 wicker bar stools- $25

r u shitting my face?

T W E N T Y F I V E D O L L A R S!!!!!!!!!

mid century green lamps- $50 

so so cool. 

greek key iron coffee table- $650 

expensive but not 1stdibs expensive.

 6 real tulip chairs for- $1200

that's an amazing deal.

antique bamboo wash stand- $300

this has so many possibilities..

sink, bar, bar or bar.

crazy cute secretary- $70

consider high gloss orange. 

bye.