happenings

 happy columbus day.

here's what i think about columbus day..

it's dumb.

unless you're a kid...

then it makes monday, sunday part 2.

speaking of sunday..

around here it was glorious!

i took a picture of a tree.

this tree is in our backyard and it's huge and bc i am anxiety girl i am always afeared it will fall over on my kid.

that's normal, right?

a fire was built and 38 marshmallows were eaten.

maybe by one person.

also normal, right?

we were outside most of the day bc the weather was perfection.

cool and crisp. 

even if our backyard is straight up sanford and son.

i stripped one of the nightstands and the grain is really pretty so i THINK i MIGHT do this:

thoughts?

 this is our weather for the week...

agreeable, yes?

tomorrow...

anxiety updates.

hold on to your boobs ladies and man friends..san fran craig brings it hard!

posting on a sunday isn't my idea of a good time...

there is a garden to be planted..

(pics of that tomorrow you lucky sons of bitches!)

but...

as i was perusing san fran's craigslist yesterday i was like..

oh nooo!!! i HAVE to get this together for my san fran peeps.

i am seriously considering having a few things shipped to me..

like thisssS:

green, hand carved, inlay mirror- $75

stop the madness.

HERE.

and this..

the most perfectist little round bamboo table ever- $25

it's only 25 dollars!

secrets of a stylist henderson would be all over it.

HERE.

ok and this..

lot's of 4 x 6 rugs from india for $45.

that's a great price for these wildly popular rugs.

go check them out and report back cuz i'll bet these fools would ship.

HERE.

lucite nesters- $175

HERE.

bamboo lamp-$150

i love this thing.

it's quirky and it's bamboo.

HERE.

awesome chairs- $15 each.

i would be all over these too for my dining room.

HERE.

chaise longue- $90

 give it summa this..

HERE.

beyond awesome lamps- $145

look at those shades.

HERE.  

regency table- $240

fabulous.

HERE.

wearstler-y chair- $100.

fantastic bedroom chair.

or living room.

HERE.

awesome sofa- $100

HERE.

glass, brass and lucite coffee table- $99.

triple threat.

HERE.

custom slipper chairs- $50.

FIFTY! FOR THE PAIR!!

HERE.

regency tables- $85

i see these glossy black with white in the grooves and some brass hardware.

amazing.

HERE.

2 vintage metal moroccan style tables- $350

pricey but awesome.

HERE.

cute little lamp- $80

HERE.

uniquely shaped plant stands- $10.

these on your porch with some ferns.

HERE.

rattan deco chairs- $300

oh these are good.

HERE.

2 round tables- $70

these would be great in a child's room.

or a small living room.

or split up, 1 in the bath, 1 on the porch.

you get the idea.

they're awesome.

HERE.

bamboo console table- $100

ok this one too.

i want this too.

paint it like this..

HERE.

vintage marble top coffee table- $140

gorgeous.

HERE.

4 wicker chairs- $15ea or 4 for $45.

price is too good.

create this..

HERE.

woah.

crazy cool.

expensive but cool.

HERE.

good rug- $450

HERE.

little chinese inspired table- $120

this just needs some reddish persimmon paint.

right??

HERE.

brass chairs and table- $85

good stuff.

HERE.

burl and glass table- $450

wow.

HERE.

dresser/TV console- $90.

think this way..

HERE.

hello amazing sofa- $99

nick olsen did this..

HERE.

pretty blue velvet cane chairs- $215

no need for uphosltery.

just paint.

hard to do around the uphosltery but it can be done very carefully.

HERE.

good god who needs a cigarette?

pinning shame

if you aren't on pinterest you are missing out on one of life's most awesome time sucks.

but i know you are.

everyone is and if i invented pinterest we would all be at the parker palm springs right now smoking grade A weed, swimming naked and having a shoe party like nene and marlo.

not only do i pin your pins but i stare at my pins like a tumblr and say..wow..i have great pinning taste.

some of you do not. 

and i secretly laugh at your tacky pins behind your back.

just kidding. 

we pin what we pin for a reason.

i'm not really a pin judger.

that said..

sometimes i will pin something that i know is mostly horrendous but the rug in it is awesome.

but i like to SAY..hey everyone...this room sucks dicks but isn't the color of the wall pretty?

that way you know that i know that you know i still have awesome taste.

and now the whole world knows how incredibly superficial i really am.

all that to say..

look at these pins that i love and want to lick..

those lamps and that black and brass beast.

i have big love for this bedroom.

the only thing i would change are those tables.

waaaaay too small.

the rug is killing it.

and so is that blue desk working 2 jobs.

if you follow this blog long time you know my deep deep love for small kitchens.

i love the low ceilings.

i love the display of coffee gadgets.

i love that it apparently opens up onto some kind of amazing porch..

this is my dream summer house cabin place.

look at those glossy white beams!

go punch yourself in the boobs right now.

good lord in heaven what's not to love?

this needs to happen on some steps i have.

if only i knew what in the fart it was.

creeping jenny?

purple star-like flower? 

help me gardening nerds.

seriously, if pinterest crashed there would be a million ladies and gays taking to pills and booze bc they suddenly wouldn't know what to do with themselves.

you can follow me on pinterest.

happy weekending!

hey gurl...

have a gay weekend!!