fuck you pie....and other things...

i am usually not the hugest fan of fruit desserts.  i think it a big fat fucking waste of a dessert.

but this makes me go all slutty. 

that graham crackery buttery bottom for starts.

and then that stupid creamy white fatpillow on tops????

huhhhh?

fuck. you. pie.

recipe.

 

and then this:

remember when i wanted mrs. marais for my dining room chair bits?

 

now i am wanting mr. bentwood..

 

 

dueling chairs:

 

look at em with a fantastic big ass parsons desk on steroids: (fuck you i know it's a table)

what the cock is happening???!!!!

 

even these:

glossed out and black.

lard buckets of love.