i hate my dining room.

it is the one room i can never decide on a direction for.

i have been trying to come up with a plan based on it's many purposes.

which makes it triply hard.

because it serves 3 purposes, duh.

purpose #1...we eat dinner in there every night.

purpose #2...it's where mike works from when he's home.

purpose #3....it's where i paint.

 

i want to paint the walls something awesome.

they are a dull gray white right now.

silver satin by BM to be exact.

there is a table and chairs and a bench.

a lantern that i don't love but i don't hate.

a giant hideous beast of a tv cabinet that holds our uglies.

including a stereo and speakers.

(does anyone even use a stereo anymore?)

a mid century bar cart that i want to sell.

blah blah..who cares.

 

the problem i have is deciding on paint..

bc all the main rooms in our house just open into one another..

living room, keeping room, dining room.

the living room is either going to be F&B pink ground or white white.

the keeping room is a perfect mid gray.

and the dining room?

is?

poopfartihavenoidea.

 

another problem i have is wall space.  there isn't much.

big french doors into the room, a door to the kitchen on one wall..

and windows on the other 2.

 

here's what i DO know...

 

i like all of these dining rooms:

 

in many ways this room reminds me a lot of my own dining room.

same size.

and i want something similar to that cabinet to store shit in.

like mah cookbooks and pretty dishes.

 

but more like this:

 

and believe me i have searched on craig forever and if anything even remotely like this comes up it is twenty forty hundred thousand.

 

there is just something so awesome about a dining room/library/office.

practical and beautiful.

plus nothing sets my shit on fire like the mix of an old table and modern chairs...

 

with a big rug underneath.

 

 

sex.

 

 

the opposite of sex but it is so modern in it's simplicity it's kind of perfect.

plus i have 2 black sea fans that i could somehow mount to the wall and that idea is a good one.

 

 

this room is spacious and girly.

i enjoy it.

i also want to bring in a vintage metal cart for bar purposes.

or paint purposes.

 

 

so not happening.

but it's beautiful none the less.

although..

i might have a de gournay ish secret up my sleeve for furture sharing.

 

 

so..we are back to the beginning.

which is nowhere.

 

thanks for nothing blog post.

 

 

 

 

this dining room please...

this is loosely based on my own dining room.

a mixture of things i want mixed with what i already have or have that are similar.

for our purposes the dining room is both homework city and eatingtown.

the paint color is what i currently have: benjamin moore silver satin.  it is actually more white than gray.

the table is similar to mine.

the settee is similar to mine.

i want to replace the current mission style chairs with black panton chairs (matte not shiny).

i possess the kari herer photography.

would sell babies for the ochre arctic pear chandelier.

simple black shaded sconces look fab (but i could have gone with 50 others to equal satisfaction).

pale silver/stone/white linen panels please.

a natural fiber rug to hide spills and for easy cleaning and/or relatively inexpensive replacing.

plus i love them and they keep everything from looking too serious.

fantasy item:

silver leafed cabinet.

and finally simple wooden ballaster lamps.

though i could have gone about 5 different ways with lamps.

these just blended nicely and weren't too trendy looking.

and one semi beat up leather chair for cats and kid to cuddle with books.

*there is a weird rippling textured effect that is not part of the presentation, ignore it (dan).

when the labor of love becomes a labor of evil hate and murder thoughts.

at least that's what's happening in my head as i scrape and make a crime scene of paint brains on my porch in an attempt to make this goddamn settee more pretty...

i applied paint stripper in the form of citristrip.

scraped with my trusty scrapers (i have 4 of varying shapes and sizes).

noticed that someone had decoupaged the shit out of it at some point.

not pretty.

applied another glopping of citristrip.

scraped.

realized that my mess wasn't just paint scraps that i could sweep off but full on paint that was essentially glued to my porch..

i had to pack it in for the day but tomorrow i intend to slop on another coat of pink goo and scrape some more..

it is looking promising..

although i still have this to contend with...

assnooks and fartcrannies.

as soon as i get the old paint off (80 hundred shit years from now) i think i am going to do some kind of stain.

i think.

unless i love the wood.

in which case i am just going to wax it and cover it in gray linen.

to me this is safe.

i know.

and maybe sad and boring to some of you.

and a part of me really wants to gold leaf it and cover it in lavender velvet.

but.

i know without a shadow of a doubt that there is no place in my house for a gold leafed lavender velveted settee.

yet.

so cheap linen for now.

more shenanigans tomorrow.

love and light danielle.

fuck you pie....and other things...

i am usually not the hugest fan of fruit desserts.  i think it a big fat fucking waste of a dessert.

but this makes me go all slutty. 

that graham crackery buttery bottom for starts.

and then that stupid creamy white fatpillow on tops????

huhhhh?

fuck. you. pie.

recipe.

 

and then this:

remember when i wanted mrs. marais for my dining room chair bits?

 

now i am wanting mr. bentwood..

 

 

dueling chairs:

 

look at em with a fantastic big ass parsons desk on steroids: (fuck you i know it's a table)

what the cock is happening???!!!!

 

even these:

glossed out and black.

lard buckets of love.

more dining room fodder..

on sconces:

many of you suggested i have the wall hardwired so i can get some sconces sans cords.

my brother just so happens to do this sort of thing for a living so i am feeding him dinner and he is hardwiring my wall.

i like these simple little sconces too....

 

and this one...

 

also i found these cane back chairs on craigslist..

4 for 60 bucks!

bc of the smallest picture ever i can't get a good reading on the details.

i emailed the seller and she is out of town but will send me bigger pics this weekend...

 

 

but i also found these and am quite taken with them..

they are metal...

and interesting..

any thoughts?

sconces i like

the other day while looking at the picture of my dining room i saw so so many many flaws...

namely the cheap (15 dollars cheap) sconces from ikea.

but not to be outfarted by the terrible light fixture and white blinds!!

for now, the chairs will stay pale aqua. (golf claps from you)

but probably black in the future so that the suzani pops a bit more.

in the meantime lets get some sconces...

prerequisites: must be plug in, must be under 100 dollars.

#1- $73. 91

this one is small and cute- brass finish

 

#2- 73.91

same sconce polished steel finish

 

#3- $99.98

polished brass finish, pleated shade (i love the pleated shade best)

bigger than the 2 above)

 

#4- $99.91

antique brass finish with a simple paper shade

same size as above

 

#5- $78.91

a schoolhouse, library vibe?

light bronze finish, also same size as above.

 

#6- $272.00

you know...if money weren't an object

LOVE THESE!!!

they positively glow!!

 

#7- $79.00

pottery barn weston arc sconce

the arc part is cool.

 

 

moving onto the main light source...the chandelier/pendant/lantern debacle...

nelya at head over heels posted this pic a week ago and i fell out of my chair and died.

they are fantastic are they not??

i have searched high and low for something like this and no dice.

although they look somewhat makeable.

who can make these for me at a reasonable price?

 

also this lantern featured in elle decor makes me dizzy....

 

and this one delights me too...

$263 

layla grace

there are so many options out there and it can get confusing. so i am trying to practice make a decision decorating instead of the usual wait until something better comes along. who's got time for that?

your assignment is to pick your faves of the choices i provided.

sconces and overhead.

go back and look at the room here

and don't forget the black cabinet that's in there too..

and then come back here and make your choice.

i love you.