we can thank pinterest for many things...but yeast infection shouldn't be one of them..

well folks another weekend under our belts and thanks to pinterest and all the damn food pins which hilariously consist of equal parts "raw-kale-super-salad" and "eat-these-homemade-girl-scout-cookies-fatty" we are probably all feeling like monkey butt this morning.

because let's face it...no one made the raw kale smart salad recipe.

we all made the cookie dough shoved in a cake shoved in a bottle of cake flavored wine recipe.

fiona and i made this:

it's called "easter candy bark".

but really it's stupid.

stupid and delicious.

you take chocolate (and i used the best 5.99 for half a pound callebaut chocolate- look at me with my fancy yeast infection)

melt it and pour it on some parchment.

then chop up your favorite easter candy..

we used

reesey eggs (killmemyfavorite)

cadbury eggs

milk chocolate m&m's

WHITE CHOCOLATE m&m's (thank you easter jesus)

and peeps (gagmyfaceoff but fiona loves them)

here's ours..

it was fucking delicious.

something about the easter candy shoved into that callebaut (highly recommend) chocolate.

it elevated it to something that should be illegal.

fred gave it the finger..

me too fred.

in fact i am positive that i will throw it away after i finish typing this sentence.

bring on the apple cider vinegar shots.

because seriously, my face this morning is like a connect the dots page.

in other pinterest news..

this one is a game changer...

if buying expensive chocolate is your thing then this is surely going to even things out..right?

dr. oz says keep your magical and expensive movie star creams..

this one does all the same shit for 5.99.

and now your life is complete.

tomorrow we need to discuss the new lonny.

it needs some discussion.

happy monday fatties.

pinning shame

if you aren't on pinterest you are missing out on one of life's most awesome time sucks.

but i know you are.

everyone is and if i invented pinterest we would all be at the parker palm springs right now smoking grade A weed, swimming naked and having a shoe party like nene and marlo.

not only do i pin your pins but i stare at my pins like a tumblr and say..wow..i have great pinning taste.

some of you do not. 

and i secretly laugh at your tacky pins behind your back.

just kidding. 

we pin what we pin for a reason.

i'm not really a pin judger.

that said..

sometimes i will pin something that i know is mostly horrendous but the rug in it is awesome.

but i like to SAY..hey everyone...this room sucks dicks but isn't the color of the wall pretty?

that way you know that i know that you know i still have awesome taste.

and now the whole world knows how incredibly superficial i really am.

all that to say..

look at these pins that i love and want to lick..

those lamps and that black and brass beast.

i have big love for this bedroom.

the only thing i would change are those tables.

waaaaay too small.

the rug is killing it.

and so is that blue desk working 2 jobs.

if you follow this blog long time you know my deep deep love for small kitchens.

i love the low ceilings.

i love the display of coffee gadgets.

i love that it apparently opens up onto some kind of amazing porch..

this is my dream summer house cabin place.

look at those glossy white beams!

go punch yourself in the boobs right now.

good lord in heaven what's not to love?

this needs to happen on some steps i have.

if only i knew what in the fart it was.

creeping jenny?

purple star-like flower? 

help me gardening nerds.

seriously, if pinterest crashed there would be a million ladies and gays taking to pills and booze bc they suddenly wouldn't know what to do with themselves.

you can follow me on pinterest.

happy weekending!