only aliens can afford it

i am working on a living room for a client and in my sofa search i came across this hot little number..

this is the gladwell sofa from the windsor smtih home collection.

it is major.

i love the clean lines (modern)

the skirting (traditional)

the nailheads (sex)

 

there is a lot of goodness in windsor smith's home collection..

 


windsor you complete me.

there's more here.

 

things

 this delights me:

to no end.

thank you windsor smith for being awesome. 

 

and

equally delightful but not nearly as classy:

rhoatl's kim zolciak's laser fat removal pizza party


how come i haven't been recapping this shit?!

eating pizza while a magic laser erases your fat?!

duh.

i'm in.

 

interesting fact:

sheree's new agents at the people store are my agents too.

why yes.

i am excited for the day when we are up for the same part.

 

question for you.

what percentage of you are interested in housewives recaps?

i ask only bc recapping these shows takes a tremendous amount of time and effort and i don't want to do it if you could give a shit.

(i will probably still do it anyway)


love and laser farts,