stupid ankles post disguised with pretty pictures

 my ankles feel like what that guy's in misery felt like when kathy bates hobbled the fuck out of them.

 

(wall tassels are an interesting option)

 

all that tracy anderson bouncing is actually making my bones start to break.

oh..what's that you say?

your shoes suck?

 

 

yes.  they do.

but the problem is i have no idea what kind of shoes to get.

many people say that zumba workout shoes are the way to go.

btw- if you don't know what zumba is (i didn't either)-

it is some kind of stupid dance workout that you need coordination to achieve, and rythm.

2 things i lack a tremendous amount of.

 


(mini purple lampshades)

 

plus it looks like you are auditioning for an MTV dance show circa 'the grind'.

in other words you look like an asshole.

also it is more about dance moves and less about jumping and impact.

tracy is all about the jumping and the impact.

hence broken ankles.

(and you also look like an asshole. a stupid, jumping asshole)

 

 

ok.

so shoes.

i confess to maybe working out for 2 days in crocs to see if they were more cushiony than my nikes.

 

 

they were.

 

 

but they offered no support so my ankles hate life right now.

 

 

so what shoes do i get?

ryka? 

they are made for dance.

do i just get goop's shoes?

my fear is they are 300 dollars.

do i get some kind of hip hop dancey shoe with a padded high top ankle blanket?

do you give a fuck?

you have to give a fuck though.

bc my cardio will suffer which means that i cannot get super skinny and wine and reeses will win!

and you will have no superhero to look up to.

and then YOUR ass will get bigger!!

 

(lovely mix)

 

now get me some shoe facts!

 

 

favorites

 

miles redd for house beautiful..

delicious and crazy.

 

"painted faux horn bedposts and cream silk satin"

dumb.

 


veranda:

i loved this dining room with it's bright white walls and coral, rosey gold and lavender accents...

 

so lovely and simple and happy and serene..

 

i love this bedroom too:

juicy and creamy.

like a creamsicle!

 

 

same.

 

 

elle decor:

i want that striped chair with every fiber of my being.

 

 

inlaid ethnicity mixed with geometric badassness= cool.

i still aim to paint that floor pattern on a piece of furniture someday.

or a floor.

or my face.

 

 

a pool, shaded comfort, a bar at arms reach..

bitch please.

 

 

do any of you watch army wives?

i have an audition for it today.

the part is funny.

or at least my interpretation of it is.

 

check it easy! (check you later + take it easy)

 

rooms that are doing it for me

 

there's fur, shiny, tufting, leather...win!

 

(sheryl crow's hizzy)

i have a soft spot for spanish california easy..plus there's sisal and tufting.

good antiques.  

even if you hate roadkill on the wall you have to admit it works in this environment.

speaking of,  is that a deer with crazy antlers or is a dead snake draped over it?

 

 

just fantastic.

mixing it up in the dining room is my favorite. 

 

fresh and pretty.

 

 

this room is like a symphony to me.

presumably not easy to put together without it looking like a store display..

but not for bunny williams!

 

 

a 2 run homer for bunny williams.

such style.

 

 

not a room but doing it for me nontheless.

 

 

flooooooooooooors!!!!

 

 

soft and pretty.

how do we feel about those window treatments?

cool or helmets for windows?

 

 

enjoy yourselves today.

 

not that david hicks..

 that english interior designer is dead you see.

this is another interior designer named david hicks (weird).

this one is from australia.

good for you if you already knew about him

i saw this particular house in belle magazine.

and was all..."that's really pretty".  (quotes mean business)

then i saw a picture of it on this new blog  and was all..."hey that's that place in belle magazine".

so i went here and saw a lot of pretty interiors...look..

i really want to place my bare feet on that rug.

 

 

ok, i know that that sofa isn't for everyone.

in fact it's not really for me...but it looks like a proper sofa for entertaining.

cuz a.) it looks mad comfy  and b.) it seats a lot of people.

it's kind of like a hairless cat.

so ugly it's cute. 

 

 

 

 

 

pretty convinced that mirror is a worm hole.

but it sure is goodlooking with the gray walls and charcoal velvet chair.

way to go australian david hicks.