turkey talk and a beautiful house..

 what's up fatties?

i successfully managed to eat an entire plate of food without feeling sick to my stomach.

(yes, a month later i am still experiencing stomach issues bc of that ding dang virus)

i also managed to drink 3 glasses of wine.

which made me feel like i was going to fall down at one point.

 

then unfortunately when i got ready for bed i thought i was going to puke for sure.

i am 100% positive though that this was bc of the wine/whipped cream whirlpool bath that was going on in my belly.

i took some baking soda in water and it soothed the beast.

 

how was your thankful day?

tell me a funny story.

 

meanwhile let's talk about how i would totally eat aerin lauder's fortune cookie (that's what he said) for a freaky friday type experience where i got to live her life..

i mean seriously.

how many houses does she have?

the city flat, the ski chalet, and the country house?

plus she's a stone cold fox!

 

i'll take the country house..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

seriously.

 

 

re: AHS recap.

i watched it.

still stying to process it.

it covered 2 of my biggest life fears.

we will discuss it tomorrow.

 

hot ass pokers,

some things i find awesome..

 

fuck yeah unicorn heads!

 

 

this dad-blern chicken coop has me craigslisting chickens.

 

 

wow.

 

 

the collecting of the things.

 

 

for my next trick i will wrap a canvas in aluminum foil and paint over it.

 

 

 

and finally...

 

 

i find this very very awesome.

 

here.

 

 

 

 images via world of interiors, ED, pinterest

just stare monday right in the eyes and tell it to shut it's fire-breathing hole.

 

this sadly just reminds me that i still have 3 doors to paint black.

 

 

shut up floor.

 

 

minty and spectacular.

someone very important takes a poop here.

 

 

 cool.

 

 

neat.

 

 

this weekend i will have the distinct pleasure of meeting jamie meares for the first time.

i am going to drink all of her lik-her at the opening of furbish 2.  or furb part deux.

i will also be delivering a painting the size of texas for to sell in furb.

i hope to see you there.

i'm excited.

 

 

 

nice weather makes you do nice things

the last few days in georgia have been so fall-like that i almost went to the garage and got out my halloween decorations.

i straight up wore flannel pajamas to bed last night!

the 4 windows in my house that actually open are TOTALLY OPEN!!

just so happy about it!

 

in my state of euphoria i went in search of all the pretty pictures in the land..

 

(all apologies if your pinterest button bursts into flames- jk..not sorry haha)

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

images via canadian house and home, AD france, nuevo estilo, the selby, eye spy