things that need to quit it...

 

those windows, wall color, color palette, furnitu

everything.

 

 

same room.

not in love with the coffee tables but they work in the space.

i am in love with the purple painted bookcases.

QUIT IT, ROOM!

 

 

that tile needs to quit it.

 

 

that rug needs to quit it.

 

 

those walls need to quit it.

 

 

diane kruger's hair needs to quit it.

 

no words.

Q.I.

 

 

hello kitty ancestral portraits?

yes. quit.

 

 

chair sex.

stop.

also fireplace...you stop too.

 

 

cease and desist, arch.

 

those are orders.

 

getting hair cut today.

probably like diane kruger's.

 

 

 

put a ourain on it!

 

it's fast becoming the imperial trellis of the rug world and i don't give a shit.

i'd have sex with a goat if it meant i could have one or seven.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

little bit of peachy pink?

don't mind if i do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it just might be the most versatile rug out there.

 

 

who has a goat? 

 

 

 

 

 

tuesday is for talking about rugs.

 

 

goat farts,

 

 

 

downton abbey stars

 

 would you hit it? 

 

i'd pretty much hit all of it... 

 

 

ethel/amy nuttal:

please...she's pretty much begging for it.

 

 

molesley/kevin doyle:

eh..yeah..may as well hit it.

 

 

bates/brendan coyle:

hit it hit it hit it.

 

 

mrs. patmore/lesley nicol: 

 i'd hump it's leg if it made me cake.

 

 

lady mary/michelle dockery:

 repeated hits.

 

 

 lavinia/zoe boyle:

heck yeah. i'd hurt it.

 

 

 branson/allen leech:

for sure hitting it. 

 

 

daisy/sophia mcshera:

look how bad it wants it on the right..so yes.   hit it. 

 

 

mr. carson/jim carter:

 you might be surprised to hear me say... HIT IT!!!!

 

 

matthew/dan stevens:

 oh i would hit it alright.  with my fist in its throat.

 

 

edith/laura carmichael:

hit it followed by a donkey punch.

 

 

sybil/jessica brown findlay: 

i have already hit this several times in my mind.

 

 

 

 

cousin isobel/penelope wilton:

no. good god. no.

 

 but...

 

 

i would have hit it 100 years ago. 

 

 

lady grantham/elizabeth mcgovern: 

hmm...on the one hand, no.

on the other hand, yes.

 

 

mrs. hughes/phyllis logan:

i would hit it hard and with pride. 

 

 

william/thomas howes: 

yeah, sure. i'd let him knock the kinks out.

 

 

lord grantham/hugh bonneville:

 

i would destroy it.

 

 

 

anna/joanne froggatt:


les-b-friends.

 

 

dr. clarkson/david robb: 

 dad sex.

still, i'd let him oil rig me.

 

 

thomas/rob james-collier:

hate fuck.

 

 

 

o'brien/siobhan finneran:  

 i'd hit it but i would cry. 

 

 

dowager countess/maggie smith:

no. absolutely not. 

 

but.. 

i'd have tapped it into next tuesday back in the day.

 

 

thanks to sara for sending me the article that inspired me to do this dumb post.

even though i am sure you never meant for any of this to happen.

anyway..

congrats sara you get a shiny new NOTHING.

 

 

happy downton day!

p.s.

if you're smart you'll follow patton oswalt on twitter while he live tweets downton abbey.

real funny.

 

 

 

in case you were wondering..

 of the 3 of these faux fur throws from west elm...

 

this one is the least softest..

but it's the same price.

it shouldn't be.

it feels like butt hairs.

 

this one is the softest..

feels like expensive teddy bears.

yes. 

my lampshade is too small.

no. 

there is no art over the sofa.

it's usually where i photograph my paintings.

 

i am going to put an overscale photo there 

of the 3 of us olan mills style.

 

believe it.

 

some things i find awesome..

 

fuck yeah unicorn heads!

 

 

this dad-blern chicken coop has me craigslisting chickens.

 

 

wow.

 

 

the collecting of the things.

 

 

for my next trick i will wrap a canvas in aluminum foil and paint over it.

 

 

 

and finally...

 

 

i find this very very awesome.

 

here.

 

 

 

 images via world of interiors, ED, pinterest