jupiter's cock!!! it's not monday..it's TUUUUESDAY!

 let's enjoy mr. miles for a second..

would you ever think to go sconce-lamp side by side?

do you paint your ceiling liquid blue?

 

 

i am itching to copy that painting.

i could do it.

 

 

when deciding on an interior door color why doesn't anyone but miles consider baby poop color?

 

 

this room is masterclass.

no one but miles can get away with a fucking pilar and a 3 ft tall vase in a room this small.

you would never think of it.

admit it.

 

 

not miles. but certainly awesome:

curious...was this a table turned ottoman or custom made from found antique legs? 

that blue velvet is killing me.  i am considering deep blue velvet for one of my frenchy poo chairs and hot pink velvet for the other one. 

 

how different this room is from miles' work.

i love it equally.

 

you?

images via miles and la lampshade

an open letter to my herve...but he wrote me first cuz i am dumbfamous.

a few weeks ago i did a post about carolina herrera creative director herve pierre's fantastically over the top awesome nyc apartment.

some people loved.

some people hated.

i loved it. still love it. will always love it.

so imagine my loving surprise when herve himself left a comment on the original post

 

here it is for you to enjoy:

dear all ,
thank you so so much for all the comments about my flat , i must say it was very interesting to read all of them ,, even the bad ones ... ( it s never really pleasant but ... !) i didnt expect that i could read so many commnets on someone's appartment !
it was a very fun experience to do it for the New York Magazine first and then The Selby published all the other pictures ..
i did nt have the feeling that it could give th eimpression of a hoader's home ! its interesting to see each pictures separatly when you know the overall ... for the fridge picture , i was asking if someone wanted to drink something and they asked me if they could take a picture of the fridge ! its true that i like chocolate !! and i didnt eat at home that week !!
glad some people liked the cardborad frame ! as well as the house of card ,
for the hermes box , they are full of family pictures !
well if you have any questions about my flat , ask me !
( hope i didnt make too many mistakes , my english is not really good ..)
thank you .
H. Pierre

 

 

still cleaning the pee off my floor.

my dearest herve.

i had to go and re-read my original post.

in doing so i was wondering if you were a little lost in translation.

i realize that half of what i say is the opposite of what i mean.

what am i, 12?

sors.

anyhoodles,

i know you're french which already makes you pretty much awesomer than most of us.

so i want you to understand in the plainest english that i am capable of..

I LOVE YOUR APARTMENT.

I THINK IT IS UNIQUE, FABULOUS, BEAUTIFUL, INTERESTING, FUN, ORIGINAL AND FRESH. THEIR IDEA OF HOARDING IS MY IDEA OF A FABULOUS COLLECTION.

I WOULD BE HONORED TO BE INVITED TO EAT ALL OF YOUR MACARONS WHILE YOU WATCHED ME. 

SHARE YOUR MACARONS WITH YOU.

I THINK YOU ARE SUPER.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LIVE A FABULOUS LIFE AND DO FABULOUS THINGS THAT MOST OF US ONLY WISH WE DID.

YOUR HOME LOOKS LIKE IT REFLECTS YOU.

A FEAT THAT MANY OF US TRY TO DO AND END UP DOING TERRIBLY.

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY TO TELL US THAT THOSE HERMES BOXES SERVE A PURPOSE.

I KNEW THEY DID,

I JUST KNEW IT.

double cheek kisses to you.

love,

jenny

 

 

 

fuck all the haters herve.

the awesome power of drugs

yesterday i was gifted this little gem,

and besides wanting to punch this pussy square in the jaw for being such a...well...a pussy, i was jealous.

i want to look at a rainbow and feel completed.

 

and also this:

tell me again why drugs are bad?

 

yours truly has an audition for moe's today. and since i eat at moe's and i am always welcome this should be a no brainer, right?

thanks to la dulci vida for clip #1

and mike for clip #2

craig bitches.

frenchy poo king sized headboard from the 60's and 2 night stands- $700

i am purely interested in the headboard.

it is killing me.

 

 

vintage jan ekselius lounge chair- $1200

this thing even has the original cover. which i think looks like a poop covered bacon strip.

but man this could be so awesome in something graphic. dddyyyyying!!

 

mid century faux bamboo marble top tripod table- $200

yes.

 

 

4 eames era dining chairs- $125

i love the black and yellow. great price.

 

pair of vintage metal floral lamps- $400

i adore them.

 

brass and glass sofa table- $95

this my friends is the deal of the fucking day!

 

 

brass and glass tray cocktail table- $129

lovely little piece.

 

 

glass top bamboo dining table- $2200

not sure why this thing is so expensive but it sure is pretty.

 

aluminum cafe chairs- $80 each (there are 6)

 

commercial pendant lights- $50 each (15 available)

these could be great cleaned up, in a kitchen over a work space.

 

cherry coffee table- $25

this is cute. could be great. great price.

 

 carved room divider/screen- $100

i can't tell if this is just poorly lit or black and white. but screens are huge right now.

 

mccobb surfboard table- $175

atlanta loves to sell mid century shit.

 

original knoll chair recently reupholstered- $175

your frenchy desk needs this to make it less girly.

 

walnut coffee table-$150

interesting piece. it would look good in any space.

 

antique chest- $125

lots of detail on this piece. offer less.

 

antique bed- $49

doesn't someone have a country house, lake house or child's room they need this for?

yes you do.

 

mid century chrome chair and ottoman- $125

susie has posted this chair as well. and for good reason. it's handsome.

 

13.5 yards of zig zag chenille- $75

seems like a great fabric. and 13.5 yards will cover a sofa.

 

maxwell sofa from restoration hardware- $1150

that's pretty much half price.

it's chocolate velvet heaven.

 

hermes replica- $50

i am so not above a replica.

 

as ever i am always able to help you find awesome shit for your home.

for the low low price of $25 for 5 items.

email me for rates.