according to you all i am a shoe in for design star.
word to that.
( i hope you are still practicing spells and reading runes or...something)
some of you think i will get on tv and say fuck.
i might.
but not a lot.
i don't say fuck on here a lot.
in truth i watch a lot of reality tv (a lot a lot)
and everyone on reality tv cusses.
they just bleep it.
gordon ramsay has made a career out of it.
i am not saying
i am going to be cussing a lot, maybe not ever.
who's to say?
i will probably be too busy making a mirror out of sticks
or contemplating candice's fascination with matrix style coats.
and some of you think they will be hard on me bc i was/am so hard on them..
you're probably right.
they will either completely ignore it or make a spectacle out of me.
i mean if i suck then i deserve turd status for sure.
all i can do is be myself and decorate the shit out of rooms and possibly an outhouse, or a box of raisins.
anyway..
the audition is in 2 days.
i am nervous.
for sure.
what if vern's there?
what if he kicks me in the face?
(if he can reach my face)
what?