RHOBH observations

carlton.

i like her. 

she hates kyle.

i like her more.

her house is awful though. 

i can't even with this one.

in fact she is so unremarkable i can't remember her name.

she's trying a little too hard to fit in, don't you agree?

classic kim.

these 3:  look at these creepy dolls.

me:  look. what's-her-name is wearing someone's quinceanera. 

prediction:  kim's dog is going to eat kim's face off at some point.

that tray.

brandi's titty balls.

i love brandi. 

i am brandi.

minus the botox and fillers.

raise your hand if all you did during this scene was oogle the thousands of beauty products she had strewn all over. 

that's all i got for now.

are you watching?

i am.

and i am loving. 

the smoking clam and other observations

 this one...

she's the best kind of crazy.

i tolerate kyle bc she says things that normal girls say...

but every time i see her twirl her fucking horse tail i wanna stab my mom in the throat.

(jk mom i would NEVER stab you in the throat)

shame that pandora got ken's looks.

HAHAHAHAAAAHHAH HA HA HAAAAA!!!!

do you think she looks at these images and regrets her face?

i enjoy brandi and her nips.

kyle is a bully.

what is the clam's problem?

i mean, what is at the root of all of this?

are we expected to believe that this is all bc her husband was abusive?

is this a marketing ploy to get us all to buy her dumbass book?

please.

i'd rather read kim's.

talk it out.

updates

all A's.

new lantern.

inside top painted gold.

taking pictures in the morning is dumb.

"violet" 24 x 30

virus diet tips:

1. contract a virus.

2. take 2 bites of everything.

3. stop working out for 2 weeks.

4. lay down a lot.

skinnies!

let's recap..

1. kim is moving in with tom sizemore

2. kyle cries 

bc the meth is burning her eyes..

3. taylor nominates herself for a "women in business" award..

and loses yaaaay!!!!

4. lisa's not invited..

5. kyle's house went from the back room at cost plus world market to the back room at rachel ashwell.

either that or she raided lisa's basement...

 6. lisa has a princess tea party for tv purposes just for fun!!

 taylor speaks her mind..

all over the place..

she calls it "speaking the truth"

i call it "straight trippin"

also today is fiona's school thanksgiving feast.

we are bringing chik-fil-a.

some things to think about..

working on a slight zshushing of the bedroom..

this of course stemmed from the fact that i desperately need new sheets.

i already have a great big coral puffy quilt and i love lavender with coral..so BAM!

lavender sheets.

already have the lamps, just need new shades.

window shades are being made as we speak.

just need a brass headboard and a 5,000 dollar rug

and i'm all set.

JK!

i would NEVER buy a 5000 dollar rug bc i have 4 cats and they will pee all over it 1000 times.

anyone know of a rug that is exactly like this but pee resistant?

also..

this show melts my face off...

so fucking INSPIRED!!!

it was nice to finally hear the "cocktail" of pills kim has been taking.

i love it when people who use drugs that are prescribed by doctors seem to think they are not using drugs somehow and that it's ok.

we aren't talking 1 antidepressant here folks.  

so don't get your panties all ruffled.

this bitch is toxic.

 basically she is a legal junkie.

new light was shed on paul for me this week.

how he puts up with that passive aggressive bitch adrienne is beyond me.

i hope he has a side piece.

slowly but surely.

if you haven't read it already,

please read this..

because it's awesome. 

p.s.

seances are the new BBQ's.